I think my doctor ******** me!

I go see my dr in a little over a week she said she was going to give me a complete look over. I'd be least 20 minutes in her office. Now I'm scared.

I hope your ok.

Alisa, you are ruining my fantasies. The next thing I know you’ll tell me that you and you girl friends don’t wear teddies and have pillow fights during sleepovers!
 
If only the doctor had been a female. :(

I know people who have had to have medicals for the military, and when the time came they had to drop their pants in front of a hot female Doc. :thumbsup:
 
You should show up at your next visit wearing nothing but ass-less chaps. If he goes for it, he's gay. If not, then you can rest easy and no harm done.

That's really the only way to be 100% sure. :2 cents:
 
I think this might make you slightly gay, even if you didn't want to become so. Sorry.

If it makes you feel better, one time in the locker room at a gym, I got looked at by some creepy guy...that might make me his bitch, a little.
 
I think this might make you slightly gay, even if you didn't want to become so. Sorry.

If it makes you feel better, one time in the locker room at a gym, I got looked at by some creepy guy...that might make me his bitch, a little.

Yeah, that's like when the guy at the urinal next to you wants to look at you while he's talking to you. Just in case your one of those guys...NO EYE CONTACT IS TO TAKE PLACE BETWEEN MALES WHEN ONE OR BOTH PENISES ARE EXPOSED! I'm pretty sure there are no exceptions!!!
 
Yeah, that's like when the guy at the urinal next to you wants to look at you while he's talking to you. Just in case your one of those guys...NO EYE CONTACT IS TO TAKE PLACE BETWEEN MALES WHEN ONE OR BOTH PENISES ARE EXPOSED! I'm pretty sure there are no exceptions!!!

Only if they both have beautiful eyes and they get lost in each others.
 
One time, my dentist started carrying more adult magazines in his place - Penthouse Forums, Swank, stuff like that. One day, I went in for a root canal. They put me under - when I woke up, I am pretty sure the dentist and his assistant were putting their cloths on! My friend George thinks I'm crazy.

Another time, I went to the doctor...and he put his finger in my ass! I cried all the way home, my pants around my ankle. Then I found all of my friends at the ******* Clam had similar experiences!

ahhhh, seinfeld
 
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