I need a vacation, help me pick out a destination

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Two words: Barrow, Alaska. I know how you like your native women, so why not challenge yourself and try to fuck every woman in the town before the sun comes up?
 
This video is amazing

See what Sharia Law is fucking you poor saps out of?:o

Try Egypt everything is here ;)

Yeah...but ol' Shim can't horndog women and pickle himself in liquor there like he can in some of the less 'restrictive' societies of our world.:dunno:
 
Philippines is mighty cheap once you're there. Plus there are a lot of....interesting sexual options there.

Or so I've heard.

I also think the Bahamas are mighty nice, especially if you can get out away from the larger islands and away from the tourists. Though that also limits the amount of available pussy.

But I think Costa Rica is your best bet for what you're looking for.

Take pictures. Feature your penis in a few (to keep StanScratch happy).
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Lots of freak bitches in the Phillipines.
Just don't get caught out in the jungle....:facepalm:
 

shimmy2

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checked it out, see rules:

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honestly i was thinking of just a low key weekly apt rental where the locals reside as i am just a regular joe kinda guy. the other added benefit to being brown is you're not a robbers 1st choice target like the rest of the gringos in hawaiian shirts :hatsoff:
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
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Blacks are people? :wtf:

Oh no you didn't :rolleyes:

Iwas to neither of the discussed places (Except Prague, which is great, but you won't enjoy the weather this time of year.

If you want temperatures like 25° Celius or above, forget Europe right now lol

So I would say, try Brazil. Got to know a couple people from Brazil, partially engineers who visited my citxy to learn at the submarine shipyard. Or visitors at the Kiel Week, biggest sailing event every year end of June.

They were all very mellow, kind people. Not that I don't imagine there are a lot of crazy and angry people in Brazil, too :1orglaugh
 

emceeemcee

Banned
siesta key florida - nope trying to get OUT of the US bs for a bit
dominican repub - shares same land mass with haiti
moscow - too cold this time of year

dirk, basically the objective is to be somewhere warm, pretty, and inexpensive with hot water, electricity, internet, and sexy ladies for about a month or so


come to Australia



you can do Thailand and Bali while your down this way
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Oh no you didn't :rolleyes:

Iwas to neither of the discussed places (Except Prague, which is great, but you won't enjoy the weather this time of year.

If you want temperatures like 25° Celius or above, forget Europe right now lol

So I would say, try Brazil. Got to know a couple people from Brazil, partially engineers who visited my citxy to learn at the submarine shipyard. Or visitors at the Kiel Week, biggest sailing event every year end of June.

They were all very mellow, kind people. Not that I don't imagine there are a lot of crazy and angry people in Brazil, too :1orglaugh

I think you misunderstand; I didn't realise that blacks were people by american standards given the problems that the americans seem to have with black people and the amount blacks suffer in america.
 
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