I just made my neighbor piss on himself

[SpexyAshleigh]

I was outside, enjoying the midnite air on my balcony with my dog, and all of a sudden I heard the sound of water hitting the ground. It wasn't raining, but it kind of sounded like water pouring out of an eaves-trough. I look around, and then down - and see a steady stream of piss flying out from the balcony below me. First reaction was to say "WTF dude?!" and of course he heard me and tried stopping the urine/taking it inside but it didn't work and not only did he pee on himself, but he peed on his balcony too. I don't understand why he wouldn't just use either one of his TWO bathrooms in his tiny 900 sq ft apartment, but whatever.

So I gotta ask - do you guys pee outside? Why would you? I understand if you're like, camping, or on a really long road trip...but if you're sitting outside on your patio, would you not prefer to just get up and walk the 10 steps inside to use a proper washroom?:dunno:

 

[ManifestDestiny]

hell yeah i enjoy pissing outside, especially on the golf course in the middle of the fairway with my dingaling hanging out, just to spite all the ass wipes who think playing the game is for sissies and drive by on the course and taunt.

but for sure, i enjoy whipping my cock out on a cool night to relieve myself.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I was outside, enjoying the midnite air on my balcony with my dog, and all of a sudden I heard the sound of water hitting the ground. It wasn't raining, but it kind of sounded like water pouring out of an eaves-trough. I look around, and then down - and see a steady stream of piss flying out from the balcony below me. First reaction was to say "WTF dude?!" and of course he heard me and tried stopping the urine/taking it inside but it didn't work and not only did he pee on himself, but he peed on his balcony too. I don't understand why he wouldn't just use either one of his TWO bathrooms in his tiny 900 sq ft apartment, but whatever.

So I gotta ask - do you guys pee outside? Why would you? I understand if you're like, camping, or on a really long road trip...but if you're sitting outside on your patio, would you not prefer to just get up and walk the 10 steps inside to use a proper washroom?:dunno:

i pee outside a lot...it's kinda relaxing and refreshing actually, especially if it's kinda cool out, not cold, just cool ya know...i mean i don't go out of my way to piss outside, but if it's more convenient i won't hesitate

 

[Marlo Manson]

Fuck that!!! I don't know if the laws in all or most of the states are the same as in my state, but if you get caught relieving yourself in public not only do you get a fine (not sure of the amount) but you are then registered on the public sex offenders list 4 life!!!! just for pissing outside!!!! FFS I appreciate cracking down on sex offenders but I think that's fuckin stretching the boundaries of a sexually motivated violation, which I find ridiculous, ludicrous, outrageous, and down right going way to far with it, IMHO!!! :horse:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Fuck that!!! I don't know if the laws in all or most of the states are the same as in my state, but if you get caught relieving yourself in public not only do you get a fine (not sure of the amount) but you are then registered on the public sex offenders list 4 life!!!! just for pissing outside!!!! FFS I appreciate cracking down on sex offenders but I think that's fuckin stretching the boundaries of a sexually motivated violation, which I find ridiculous, ludicrous, outrageous, and down right going way to far with it, IMHO!!! :horse:

well i'm glad i don't live in your state lol...plus i don't just whip it out and piss in public, i at least turn away from people ya know

 

[PirateKing]

He was probably drunk.

 

[Supafly]

Well, there is a bit of fascination in having a wee outside, don't know what exactly it is.

 

[maildude]

I am old and wear a diaper.

 

[bustybbwlover]

well played, also yes we men do like pissing outside for absolutely no reason even with a bathroom nearby...there's something liberating about it

 

[tartanterrier]

I piss outside all the time when i'm desperate and have nowhere to go.
There are just some things you can't hold in

 

[Shifty]

Ashleigh, are you sure it was pee? Were you wearing that tight little skirt? :eek:

 

[emceeemcee]

it's one of the benefits of being male

 

[Rey C.]

Ashleigh, Ricky said to tell you he was sorry. He was on the liquor again and some of that good hash. Hey, shit happens... ya know. :dunno:

 

[roronoa3000]

Watering Gods lawn.

 

[LukeEl]

I knew so that's the guy that has been killing my rose bushes by pissing on them!

 

[BigSwede]

I never do unless I am far away from a toilet.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

He was probably drunk.

most likely

 

[dogbone27]

most likely

yup

 

[Supafly]

I knew so that's the guy that has been killing my rose bushes by pissing on them!

Actually, it's good for roses to have a wee on them. So Zsa Zsa Gabors hubby said, on german tv, asked about why the neighbours keep seeing him pissing in his garden latenight

Give it a shot, unless you are living next door to Spexy :1orglaugh

 

[roronoa3000]

Why don't girls piss outside more?