I just made my neighbor piss on himself

[shimmy2]

you guys pee outside?

nope, only canadian guys do that eh.

lakers, timbits, dumarier lights, and pissing outside is a way of life up there

 

[Rey C.]

Why don't girls piss outside more?

Watching a drunk girl, wearing jeans, try to piss outside HAS to be one of the funniest sights in the whole wide world.

You know drunk people have the coordination of a butterfly in a wind storm to begin with. So add that in with her trying to contort herself so as not to piss her jeans (that are around her ankles) and you have comedy that no TV show or Night at the Improv could ever match.

 

[D-rock]

At least by making him piss himself you got karmic justice for his indiscretions. :1orglaugh

 

[L3ggy]

Well done Ashleigh!

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Ashleigh, Ricky said to tell you he was sorry. He was on the liquor again and some of that good hash. Hey, shit happens... ya know. :dunno:

rofl fuckin ricky.

 

[meesterperfect]

He was probably drunk.

that was my first thought.
when youre drunk it doesnt matter where you pee.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Why don't girls piss outside more?

because its far too much work. you guys can just whip it out and go. We have to find a secluded spot, take down our pants and angle ourselves so that we don't piss all over them, or even take them off altogether just to be safe. Then you have to pee while squatting, which if you've had 13 margaritas's, makes it far too easy for the puddle of piss to start making waves at your feet. Then if you don't have any kleenex handy (never trust leaves), you gotta spend 30 seconds shaking the residual piss off your snatch so that you don't get any on your panties when you finally get dressed again. And if you're drunk, all of that becomes the biggest, most difficult task known to women...falling over into your pool of urine is just a pain in the ass.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

He was probably drunk.

oh, undoubtedly. He sounded drunk as he was cursing me out for messing up his aim.

 

[StanScratch]

Geez, no, we live in a society! A man does not piss on his own backyard.
One, he might hit someone. I am not sure how they do things up in Canada, but that is not a proper greeting in the States.
Two, I might slip in it later on. I mean...geesh.
C, I don't even like to look at my dick. No reason I should unleash Little Stan on the rest of the public.
Four, "splashover". Pretty good chance I'm going to get a few drops on my own balcony. I eat there!

 

[Ulysses31]

Pissing in public is not cool. All those germs that can be spread (also the smell) which people get on their shoes if they walk over it and then carry into their homes, should only be done in emergencies or deep in the woods where you have only bears for company.

 

[Facetious]

 

[vodkazvictim]

Anybody who pisses off a balcony with the potential to be pissing on people, is a tosser.

 

[CunningStunts]

I'll put a little different spin on it... I HOPE he was drunk. Otherwise, what a douche.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

clearly many of you gents' have never been on or driven by a golf course



lmao @ 0.01-0.10

 

[roronoa3000]

Anybody who pisses off a balcony with the potential to be pissing on people, is a tosser.

Plain English, please.

 

[Member442]

Definitely a drunk guy thing to do.

Geez, no, we live in a society! A man does not piss on his own backyard.
One, he might hit someone. I am not sure how they do things up in Canada, but that is not a proper greeting in the States.
Two, I might slip in it later on. I mean...geesh.
C, I don't even like to look at my dick. No reason I should unleash Little Stan on the rest of the public.
Four, "splashover". Pretty good chance I'm going to get a few drops on my own balcony. I eat there!

Well in my part of Canada men don't piss in their own backyard they piss in the neighbors they hates yard.

 

[tjones80]

because its far too much work. you guys can just whip it out and go. We have to find a secluded spot, take down our pants and angle ourselves so that we don't piss all over them, or even take them off altogether just to be safe. Then you have to pee while squatting, which if you've had 13 margaritas's, makes it far too easy for the puddle of piss to start making waves at your feet. Then if you don't have any kleenex handy (never trust leaves), you gotta spend 30 seconds shaking the residual piss off your snatch so that you don't get any on your panties when you finally get dressed again. And if you're drunk, all of that becomes the biggest, most difficult task known to women...falling over into your pool of urine is just a pain in the ass.

Wow, this sounds like....um....you've got some....errrr....experience in this area, or have given it way too much thought. Camping and hiking are about the only times I utlilize natures facilities.