I Got a Letter to the Editor Published

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I meant why would voicing your opinion make you feel old?

I guess voicing it through that medium seems like something that older generations do; I feel like people my age are more likely to make comments or posts online on some form of blog or whatever.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Oh boy! Can I get one of those nameplates to put on the door? One on my desk too. I can talk a print shop into throwing them in along with yours. Gotta get a throw in if they are going to be printing up all of those lawn signs for your campaign.

INTERNS!!! Let me get a couple of them. One to do all of my work and the other to answer phones and order lunch. Naturally you will have to the final decision and conduct the interview process, but can at least one of them have really big boobies?

Ye see, your campaign has a plank. Budgeting by bureaucrats. Make America great again. Join the Bureaucrat Party.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Oh boy! Can I get one of those nameplates to put on the door? One on my desk too. I can talk a print shop into throwing them in along with yours. Gotta get a throw in if they are going to be printing up all of those lawn signs for your campaign.

INTERNS!!! Let me get a couple of them. One to do all of my work and the other to answer phones and order lunch. Naturally you will have to the final decision and conduct the interview process, but can at least one of them have really big boobies?

Ye see, your campaign has a plank. Budgeting by bureaucrats. Make America great again. Join the Bureaucrat Party.

bob, I've got binders full of interns, you're welcome to 'em.

That slogan's catchy too, I'm tempted to run with it.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
You know your dreams are out there somewhere. You can't start this journey without knowin' where you're goin'. You know my friend, you need a plan.

Dennis Hopper.


Apollo, let me help you take you places. Local elections only need a few hundred votes to get you in. I'll arrange for what hands to kiss and which babies to shake. I'll be your campaign manager and BC will shake down money to fund it.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
You know your dreams are out there somewhere. You can't start this journey without knowin' where you're goin'. You know my friend, you need a plan.

Dennis Hopper.


Apollo, let me help you take you places. Local elections only need a few hundred votes to get you in. I'll arrange for what hands to kiss and which babies to shake. I'll be your campaign manager and BC will shake down money to fund it.

I don't think I could ask for a better team, unless we can get Ace to act as security.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I don't think I could ask for a better team, unless we can get Ace to act as security.

Which Ace are we talking about here? We could have one to do the shooting and one to be shot at while you are speaking from the podium. I don't want a stray bullet killing you. I... we... I mean you have too much riding on this election. Ikea is on their way with a chair I need to put together for my new office.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Which Ace are we talking about here? We could have one to do the shooting and one to be shot at while you are speaking from the podium. I don't want a stray bullet killing you. I... we... I mean you have too much riding on this election. Ikea is on their way with a chair I need to put together for my new office.

Ace Boobtoucher said:
I just got back from Golden Corral. Now I'll watch a little Fox News and go to bed at about 9. Then at 3;00 I'll have to get up for a misty stop and go piss.

This Ace, who else?

I don't need one to be shot at, I plan on having David Blaine as security; you know he can catch bullets with his teeth?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Would I take a bullet for you? It depends. How many women would I get to grab by the pussy as a reward?
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Would I take a bullet for you? It depends. How many women would I get to grab by the pussy as a reward?

As far as I'm concerned, as many as you can at once. I won't ask you, you don't tell me. Appearances, you understand.
 
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