Oh boy! Can I get one of those nameplates to put on the door? One on my desk too. I can talk a print shop into throwing them in along with yours. Gotta get a throw in if they are going to be printing up all of those lawn signs for your campaign.
INTERNS!!! Let me get a couple of them. One to do all of my work and the other to answer phones and order lunch. Naturally you will have to the final decision and conduct the interview process, but can at least one of them have really big boobies?
Ye see, your campaign has a plank. Budgeting by bureaucrats. Make America great again. Join the Bureaucrat Party.