I Don't Wipe My Butt Too Good In The Summertime

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

... or something. Every time I go make number two I look down at my drawers and there's a brown smudge the shape of the State of Florida.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

So your asshole is shaped like Florida?

 

[bnaked]

So your asshole is shaped like Florida?

:rofl:

Use baby wipes dude. They changed my life!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

So your asshole is shaped like Florida?

I go running in the heat of the day and I think the sweat that collects in my butt crack in combination with the remaining fecal matter forms the stain in this shape. If I don't change my underwear for 3 days it looks like Texas messed with my shorts.

:rofl:

Use baby wipes dude. They changed my life!

Thank you. I'll give it a try. Hopefully they can wipe the stain away so I can quit discarding my briefs into the bushes.

 

[Hondarobot]

Why? I have never understood why you post this sort of thing. . .

:|

Here's a vid for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJio9-s3MKo

 

[Maggie Green]

Yummy!!!

 

[STDiva]

Quit shitting.

 

[Justanothergirl]

TMI! I really did not want to know this.

 

[lurkingdirk]

So it is in the shape of Florida, but is it at all topographical?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

So it is in the shape of Florida, but is it at all topographical?

That's pretty gross, especially when you consider the Keys.

 

[Briana Lee]

:eeew: Why would you tell people this?!


One thing I am surprised about is that Alex hasn't made an appearance on this thread! I thought this shit (no pun intended....well maybe a little) would have been right up his alley!

 

[squallumz]

your attempts are trolling arent quite as amusing as your peers. but im flattered that you are trying.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Why's everybody so disgusted? Eveyone knows Dino makes shit threads.

 

[L3ggy]

Thanks for the info! :thumbsup:

 

[Hondarobot]

Dino Velvet is actually a pretty decent guy, but he makes these stupid threads on occasion. I have no idea why.

:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's pretty gross, especially when you consider the Keys.

Let's call the Keys "consecutive sharts."

 

[BCT]

Oh yeah? I think you're being an ignor-anus.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Let's call the Keys "consecutive sharts."

A bad shart and my undies are like the Gaza Strip.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 6914028, member: 586426"]
One thing I am surprised about is that Alex hasn't made an appearance on this thread! I thought this shit (no pun intended....well maybe a little) would have been right up his alley!

Same what I was thinking.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

"Remember: some men are full of shit!", my mom used to tell me. Now, i wonder if my dad experienced same problem as Dino. My parents are divorced...could it be because of Florida?