I Don't Wipe My Butt Too Good In The Summertime

[lurkingdirk]

There are no ethics or morals here, son.

We're low on intelligence, too.

 

[alexpnz]

Like I stated earlier, this IS an epidemic that is becoming alarmingly prevalent among both men AND women.

I'm just glad that we have a forum to bring awareness to this ugly affliction.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This place has been a great support system for those to discuss feces and all other feces related matters. I've never felt so empowered in talking about my own shit. Thank you, Freeones.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Being that a few OCSMs graced us here with their presence, it could be worse...

I mean, would you rather they "who has the best looking ASSHOLE in porn!!," "Cuckoald" or this? There are no ethics or morals here, son.

Yeah, but you don't have to have ethics or morals to have a semi-intelligent/interesting conversation.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Yeah, but you don't have to have ethics or morals to have a semi-intelligent/interesting conversation.

I think Dirl addressed the issues with that issue just above. I mean, I come here as much for the laughs as I do any sort of reasonable discussion.


At the end of the day some of it did make me chuckle a bit, if nothing else.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Not the most high-brow thread for discriminating intellectuals but it sure is poopular.

 

[Briana Lee]

Omg where the hell did this thread go.....I'm outta here before pics start being posted....:eek:

 

[DR. B]

well, I haven't shit in a week.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

well, I haven't shit in a week.

Go out for some Korean BBQ and it'll rocket outta you. It always plays tricks with my stomach. Have a 10 second shit and a 3 minute wipe when I get home.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Good times. I always check after #2 to see how long certain food take to go through and see how things are going inside the body. Just got sick last week with stomach flu or food poisoning. My stool was pure yellow, no I didnt let it mellow either but im brown now and feeling good again.

My poo gets yellowish when I take Psyllium Husk Tablets. That stuff is great if you eat a lotta meat and get backed up. It scrapes the insides of your intestines and your poo comes out the shape of a Slinky. Leave one of those in a public toilet and watch the janitor have a nervous breakdown.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

By the way, it's well. "I don't wipe my butt too well in the summer time."

 

[Straight Shooter]

Hey, this is a problem that runs rampant in society today.....especially in the summer.

I wipe my ass after a dump til the toilet paper is white, sometimes up to 5 or 6 wipes and when I come home from work, I have swamp ass and my $25 Calvins are soiled.

I've done extensive studies on this and I have learned that there is indeed residual feces in you anal cavity that does fall or descend as the day goes on with the motion of your colon and or legs.

You're a grown man

 

[alexpnz]

You're a grown man

An "Informed" grown man to you.....

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

An "Informed" grown man to you.....

No, an informed grown man would know that if he wore underwear, he wouldn't soil his $25 status symbols.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

You could try getting on a regular schedule, so you can hit the shower before you leave the house. The baby wipe idea is a good one too. If it's not possible to do either of those, during the day when you go take a piss, hit a stale and de-tack...keep it dry.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

By the way, it's well. "I don't wipe my butt too well in the summer time."

Appreciate your offering of a well. Earlier today I made a real piggy of myself having a 4 egg omelet, stack of pancakes, and a half a pot of coffee and coulda filled one of them sumbitches up about 3/4 of the way.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Appreciate your offering of a well. Earlier today I made a real piggy of myself having a 4 egg omelet, stack of pancakes, and a half a pot of coffee and coulda filled one of them sumbitches up about 3/4 of the way.

Knock yourself out. It's out behind Sam Fisher's residence.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Knock yourself out. It's out behind Sam Fisher's residence.

Much obliged.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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