I Don't Wipe My Butt Too Good In The Summertime

[lurkingdirk]

A bad shart and my undies are like the Gaza Strip.

Your sharts come out as a slightly diagonal strip, heavier in the bottom, with no maritime areas?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Joe Theismann might have Infomercial Hands but at least his prostate doesn't give him fits anymore.

 

[alexpnz]

:eeew: Why would you tell people this?!


One thing I am surprised about is that Alex hasn't made an appearance on this thread! I thought this shit (no pun intended....well maybe a little) would have been right up his alley!

Hey, this is a problem that runs rampant in society today.....especially in the summer.

I wipe my ass after a dump til the toilet paper is white, sometimes up to 5 or 6 wipes and when I come home from work, I have swamp ass and my $25 Calvins are soiled.

I've done extensive studies on this and I have learned that there is indeed residual feces in you anal cavity that does fall or descend as the day goes on with the motion of your colon and or legs.

It is what it is.

And don't you make fun Ms. Lee, I'm laying 9/5 odds that you do indeed suffer from a case of swamp ass every now and then....:fart:

 

[Straight Shooter]

And don't you make fun Ms. Lee, I'm laying 9/5 odds that you do indeed suffer from a case of swamp ass every now and then....:fart:

I doubt it. Have you seen her ass? its so clean you can literally eat out of it. In fact I've offered to do so many times....

 

[CptHa]

This is the best thread ever.

 

[D-rock]

Of course in the winter you run into the problem with the toilet seat being cold so you can't win either way.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This is the best thread ever.

Thank you kindly. You have excellent taste in bad taste. I truly feel vindicated now.

 

[Briana Lee]

Same what I was thinking.

It didn't take long for him to show in the end though!

Hey, this is a problem that runs rampant in society today.....especially in the summer.

I wipe my ass after a dump til the toilet paper is white, sometimes up to 5 or 6 wipes and when I come home from work, I have swamp ass and my $25 Calvins are soiled.

I've done extensive studies on this and I have learned that there is indeed residual feces in you anal cavity that does fall or descend as the day goes on with the motion of your colon and or legs.

It is what it is.

And don't you make fun Ms. Lee, I'm laying 9/5 odds that you do indeed suffer from a case of swamp ass every now and then....:fart:

I wasn't making fun at all. I was seriously worried about you.....everyone knows when someone posts about this sort of thing you're usually the first to reply, given you are the expert on this kind of subject. I even started calling the hospitals.......

But anyway I'm a lady....everyone knows ladies don't have these sort of problems!

I doubt it. Have you seen her ass? its so clean you can literally eat out of it. In fact I've offered to do so many times....

^^^^^You see......

 

[alexpnz]

I wasn't making fun at all. I was seriously worried about you.....everyone knows when someone posts about this sort of thing you're usually the first to reply, given you are the expert on this kind of subject. I even started calling the hospitals.......

But anyway I'm a lady....everyone knows ladies don't have these sort of problems!

Sure, I knew you were gonna come w/ that "girls don't poop" stuff.

I've dated 1 or 2 very hot chicks in my life and they used to fill up the bowl like a racehorse.

It is what it is my dear, we're all human and so are you

:moon:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Girls who claim they don't poop always blow their cover when they leave a honker that wraps 3 times around the bowl in her new fella's commode.

 

[alexpnz]

Girls who claim they don't poop always blow their cover when they leave a honker that wraps 3 times around the bowl in her new fella's commode.

That, and when they empty a whole can of Febreze in the toilet to TRY and cover up the evidence.


Never works and they usually resort to just tackling you trying to enter the scene of the crime immediately after they are done. :nono:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If she's busted bad enough throw up the yellow police tape, control the crime scene, and demand answers about her vulgar conduct in there.

 

[Maggie Green]

Ladies never have this problem! Roses come out of our asses : )

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ladies never have this problem! Roses come out of our asses : )

Your anus blooms like a rose as a battalion of dung marches out of it.

 

[bobjustbob]

You cretainly came to the right place Dino. I don't think you could possibly find a bigger collection of ass wipes.

 

[tartanterrier]

You should invest in a bidet

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You should invest in a bidet

Always like when someone has a bidet in the house. Dated a gal and met her mother for the first time at her house in the Hollywood Hills. First thing I did was use the facilities. Walking back into the dining room, I said to the mother, "That sure is a nice fountain you got but the water tastes a little funny."

 

[Briana Lee]

Sure, I knew you were gonna come w/ that "girls don't poop" stuff.

I've dated 1 or 2 very hot chicks in my life and they used to fill up the bowl like a racehorse.

It is what it is my dear, we're all human and so are you

:moon:

Haha! Of course girls poop, as much as most of them don't want to admit it, I was talking about the whole dirty undies problem silly!

 

[Shifty]

lol, Alex loves poop. :baconsalt:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Haha! Of course girls poop, as much as most of them don't want to admit it, I was talking about the whole dirty undies problem silly!

Don't you gals sell them on eBay after fouling them up?