I Don't Wipe My Butt Too Good In The Summertime

[Bloodshot Scott]

Quit shitting.

That could solve it:

http://play.kendincos.us/11767/Wfjfjtxtxptdhhljn-jackass-steve-o-butt-piercing.html

You should invest in a bidet

My grandma had a bidet. I honestly never knew what it was and she passed when I was 16. That was the "rich" side of my family, all entrepreneurs. Her house was very nice.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My grandma had a bidet. I honestly never knew what it was and she passed when I was 16. That was the "rich" side of my family, all entrepreneurs. Her house was very nice.

I woulda made a nice bong outta that bidet. Swish around some bleach before smoking out of it.

 

[alexpnz]

You cretainly came to the right place Dino. I don't think you could possibly find a bigger collection of ass wipes.

Did you just insult me, BJB?

Haha! Of course girls poop, as much as most of them don't want to admit it, I was talking about the whole dirty undies problem silly!

Swamp ass=dirty drawers.....PERIOD!

We all suffer from it.
On hot summer days after you have been working out or had to take a emergency dump and didn't wipe good enough, I'm sure your drawers looked like Jeff Gordon did a victory burn out on them!

:yesyes:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm thinking some of the ladies here might be up for some turd rubbing. Girl on Girl, of course.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turd+rubber

 

[Briana Lee]

Don't you gals sell them on eBay after fouling them up?

Haha! Yes but we 'foul them up' in a slightly different way. No one wants to buy poop stained thongs!

Well maybe Alex would....:dunno:

Swamp ass=dirty drawers.....PERIOD!

We all suffer from it.
On hot summer days after you have been working out or had to take a emergency dump and didn't wipe good enough, I'm sure your drawers looked like Jeff Gordon did a victory burn out on them!

:yesyes:

The thing is babe the only time I ever really wear underwear is in my cam shows so I have something to take off! Haha! The rest of the time I'm usually going commando!

 

[alexpnz]

Haha! Yes but we 'foul them up' in a slightly different way. No one wants to buy poop stained thongs!

Well maybe Alex would....:dunno:



The thing is babe the only time I ever really wear underwear is in my cam shows so I have something to take off! Haha! The rest of the time I'm usually going commando!

Then, I hope you do your laundry regularly....

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Haha! Yes but we 'foul them up' in a slightly different way. No one wants to buy poop stained thongs!

Pinch off a loaf in them - Germans buy
Toss your cookies after a rough night o' Jager - Japanese buy
Riding The Cotton Pony Undies - I buy

 

[lurkingdirk]

Is it odd that I've never had skid marks in my drawers? Honestly, this has to be pretty common, right?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Is it odd that I've never had skid marks in my drawers? Honestly, this has to be pretty common, right?

I generally don't get them, but when I come down off a bender there are all kinds of fluids coming out of my orifices and it's not pretty.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I generally don't get them, but when I come down off a bender there are all kinds of fluids coming out of my orifices and it's not pretty.

Hope there's nothing resembling custard in there. If you can't remember how it got there, either stop drinking or double your drinking.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Hope there's nothing resembling custard in there. If you can't remember how it got there, either stop drinking or double your drinking.

No, no cum. Never has, never will. Now blood on the other hand...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

No, no cum. Never has, never will. Now blood on the other hand...

Do you have blood in your stool?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Do you have blood in your stool?

I have before, yes, but never frequent. Also in my vomit. I take the high road, son, the high road. :elaugh:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Can't remember ever having blood in my stool but have fond memories of a buncha corn, peanuts, watermelon seeds, and tomato peelings in there.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The strangest thing I ever found in my stool was Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[test]

Can't remember ever having blood in my stool but have fond memories of a buncha corn, peanuts, watermelon seeds, and tomato peelings in there.

Good times. I always check after #2 to see how long certain food take to go through and see how things are going inside the body. Just got sick last week with stomach flu or food poisoning. My stool was pure yellow, no I didnt let it mellow either but im brown now and feeling good again.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Can't remember ever having blood in my stool but have fond memories of a buncha corn, peanuts, watermelon seeds, and tomato peelings in there.

Sesame seeds, tomato "skin," cucumber seeds and various other nastiness is visible for me after a rough week on the Phillips. Just goes right through me my liver is so polluted it's just not functioning whatsoever.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

God this place has fucking sucked lately. Why is this thread still alive!?!?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

God this place has fucking sucked lately. Why is this thread still alive!?!?

Unlike my recent shits, this thread has had consistency the last few days.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

God this place has fucking sucked lately. Why is this thread still alive!?!?

Being that a few OCSMs graced us here with their presence, it could be worse...

I mean, would you rather they "who has the best looking ASSHOLE in porn!!," "Cuckoald" or this? There are no ethics or morals here, son.