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How to hide your porn from your girlfriend?
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jasonk282
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You know I was actually waiting for your relpy, classic pur BlueBalls classic.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Take an inconspicuous looking shoebox. Remove the shoes. Insert your porn into the box. Take a sharpie and write in big letters on the top, "THIS IS NOT PORN." Put the shoebox in your closet. Problem solved.
Even if she sees the box, she'll know what's not inside and move on. It's fail proof, my friend, trust me.
Even if she sees the box, she'll know what's not inside and move on. It's fail proof, my friend, trust me.
busenbust
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That's perfect, then she won't have to see it.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Yeah, I didn't read all the posts. Obviously. I would like to thank mine was more detailed though. But if it were a trial, I'd be convicted of plagiarism.
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Right hahaha my gf is all about it now. We watch it together now its pretty awesome.
Personally I'd say you're better off hiding it, as most of my ex-gf's have been less than impressed after seeing my "collection". Most were disgusted at my fascination with huge tit models like Pandora Peaks and Busty Dusty.
busenbust
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BIG TITS are pretty harmless, so why bother
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:o Joking aside (my above post), a few of my colleagues (so-called lol) have often pointed me out with ridicule due to my BIG BOOB obsession. I wonder if so-called 'Leg Men' meet with the same derisory response??
onder::error:Anyhow, not fair!:lame:
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I'm not married, but what I would share with my wife and what I would share with a girlfriend are two totally different things. I don't know if she qualifies as a girlfriend (never sure about the "rules of engagement" and such), but the woman I've been seeing for several months does not snoop on my computer or open my mail. That is not allowed. And I don't snoop on her computer or open her mail either. When she comes to see me, she brings her laptop with her. When I go to see her, I take my laptop with me.
I have private financial information on mine, as I assume she does on hers. I do have some porn on mine, and for all I know, she has some on hers too. I :dunno: None of my business.
But since you now say that this is your wife... I guess that's a game changer. I guess if you're determined to keep your stash private, get one of those little pocket hard drives. Unless you just look at porn when she's not around, I'm not quite sure how it's going to stay private though. And if she's some kind of anti-porn crusader, this probably won't end well. Maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but since this sounds kind of shakey anyway, the best advice I can give is, do NOT have kids with her. Porn might be the least of your relationship problems.
Good luck though. :wave:
