How long has it been since you last had sex?
- Thread starter juanliao
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Good sharing... Clearly you're as good at finding women as you are at using the search function. Is it hard being a virgin? :hatsoff:
GregCentauro
Banned
It was the day of Lady Diana's funeral. With Diana herself, actually.
Do puppets count? 
meganmilian
Banned
I was eaten out by a hot chick this morning... does that count?
Let me see, if I remember right it was.......nineteen Ninety Ninety nine. :1orglaugh
does sex with a fluffy count? a fluffy is a freezer ziplock plastic bag filled with warm water and properly lubed then folded over!!! then it would be 20 min ago.... does tree porking count>? tree porking is drilling a hole in a tree and filling it with above room temp ground beef... i had that piece of ash like two days ago... i have sex all the time!!! im rico suave!
Last night.
Never! :bawling: (big shocker there...)
Your time will come. :thumbsup:
Let's just hope it isn't 20 years later! :1orglaugh
just a minute.....
just finished. why?
just finished. why?
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Both of my last girlfriends were ex-cons at a women's prison. The last one killed her boss after he refused to give her Good Friday off. She only liked sex if I dressed up as a Roman soldier. The gal before her was in stir because she defrauded an investment company for over $12 million. She would only have sex with me if I smothered myself in onions and served myself next to a lobster tail. So, to answer your question...what was the question again?
3 years, 9 months, 12 days, 4 hours, 1 minute, 21 seconds
