How long has it been since you last had sex?

[StanScratch]

I ate sex donuts two days ago. They were quite good.

 

[STDiva]

I had sex, am having sex and will be having sex, at the same time.

 

[Supafly]

It's been too damn long

 

[Shadowfax 10]

When the last time I had sex? Let see........never.