Hey, Americans...

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Im the master of puppets, now we shall fight to know who will become Emperor of the Puppets. Then me and you shall have a rematch to see who is the God of the Puppets, and then we will die in each others arms sobbing about our lost lives.

I will say
"Im sorry man, all this fighting has gotten us nowhere, why did we have to be so proud, so stupid, so..........[membles]........o' sweet fate!!! Bring not the cold hand of death upon our hearts for we have learned the error of our ways and we are truly sorry for what we have done. O' ye of little faith shall see the face of god like we do, we will perish in hell, with fantastic hair."

You should be a writer with that immagination.

Either that or a dictator of a small country. I hear Pitcairn Island needs a new leader.
 
You should be a writer with that immagination.

Either that or a dictator of a small country. I hear Pitcairn Island needs a new leader.

I will take the job, only if the country has no natural resources of any kind. I really dont want anyone invading calling me a tyrant who treats his people with complete contempt and rapes and kills, blah, blah, blah. Because Im a fucking dictator and I want the high life, im not going out the same way Saddam did, in a fucking whole!!!! You've got to be kidding me. If I have to go out im going to go out snorting cocain off of the nipple of a Japanese sex slave whilst being sodomised by he twin sister.

I dont care how many people have to die so that this fantasy has to come to fruition, but with the power given to me by the lord himself, the day the US bursts into my Castle and shoot me right between the eyes because they want the oil beneath my feet, I want them to be shocked at the shear hedonism as I fall to the floor. And when my naked corpse falls to the ground with my foot still twitching I want the two blood covered Japanese twins to scream and run for the hills.

Then the country will be yours :hatsoff:


Good night and good luck.



COME ON OBAMA!!!!! :nanner:
 

Spleen

Banned?
Ooo ooo you found me out, I have a problem with authority. My god your a genious, inspector gadget! Do do doo de do do de do ....

So know I'm finding it amusing that you two are just looking to pick a fight. I say a couple of things and wham I get pounced on. Ha ha o.k. squabble among yourselfs now. I longer wish to be a part of your sewing circle. I have to go off and trade punches with my crazy ass sparring partner. Maybe when I get back in a few hours I'll come back and see in what new ways you'll try picking a fight. Better yet, how about I forget about you guys and just watch the election results..lol Ha ha too funny.

Stop taking it so seriously, this thread was just a joke.
 
when you guys DO get out there today and vote for WHOMEVER you choose, send me a pic of you with your ballot stub or sticker (or if you'd prefer not to be in the picture, that's fine, just the stub or sticker) and i'll send you a FREE PERSONALIZED GIFT! i'll even pay for shipping.

my email is xxxjessicadrake@hotmail.com.

GO VOTE!

I will remember to take a picture so I can get your special gift. :D
 
^^^Blueballs post.

You may have to cut back your plans if you rule Pitcairn Island.

It has less then 50 inhabitants.

:)
 
close minded?
narrow vision?
I don't know for sure but you see things one way and one way only.
There are many reasons to own a gun.
There are many gun laws in place already.
getting a gun legally is not that easy.

Self defense, country is invaded, target practice.
As long as a gun owner uses his weapon in a legal way, why should anyone deny that person of the right to do so?
And its not just a republican thing.
It ain't gonna happen?
thats what most people say, before it happens.

Personally, I was the victim of a home invasion recently.

2 hours of being tied up with a gun in my face and a knife at my throat.While 4 men ransacked my home and repeatedly threatened my life..If my GF was with me that day they probably would have raped her.
Definatley a life changing experience.
If I had a gun I could have and would have protected myself.
So who is anybody or any government to deny me that right?

With Obama, there will be more gun laws for law biding citizens.
however criminals will still have thiers and have even more inscentive to use them knowing almost everyone is un-armed..

I'm not suggesting that you be denied the right to defend yourself. And I don't advocate making guns illegal. I own a few guns myself and have said so on this forum before.

I'm sorry you got jacked in your own home Mr. P. That sucks. But it still doesn't cancel out the fact that 99.9% of the people in this country will never have to live through that experience. And even if you did have a gun in your house, that does not guarantee that you would have been able to use it in self defense when you were robbed.

Obama has said on a number of occasions that he isn't going to take anyones gun away. And even if he wanted to, he wouldn't succeed. He'd never get the necessary support in congress. Not even with a democratic majority, due to the fact that not every democrat is pro gun control. Thats right! There are democrats who like their guns too. Besides, in the US, there are 12 guns for every man, woman and child. Thats like 3.6 billion guns.

Lastly, your last paragraph is completely baseless. It's total conjecture. Totally derived from your pessimistic opinion of Democrats. You hate them so much that you actually think that they would rather take guns out of the hands of law-abiding citizens than from criminals. And that is completely ridiculous. It's the equivalent of saying that Democrats are pro-criminal.
 
Ooo ooo you found me out, I have a problem with authority. My god your a genious, inspector gadget! Do do doo de do do de do ....

So know I'm finding it amusing that you two are just looking to pick a fight. I say a couple of things and wham I get pounced on. Ha ha o.k. squabble among yourselfs now. I longer wish to be a part of your sewing circle. I have to go off and trade punches with my crazy ass sparring partner. Maybe when I get back in a few hours I'll come back and see in what new ways you'll try picking a fight. Better yet, how about I forget about you guys and just watch the election results..lol Ha ha too funny.

I think you're over reacting. I was just making a point.

Lighten up.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Funny I realy don't recall saying that voting for Obama was the wrong thing to do.

Funny, but this comment of yours...

O.k. so I ended up voting for Obama, but I still take offense to Spleen saying it's the right thing to do.

...says otherwise.

If you don't agree with somebody saying that voting for Obama is the right thing to do, then you obviously think it's the wrong thing to do. Yet, you did it anyway? :dunno:

I don't consider a vote being for something that is right or wrong. To do so reduces the power of the vote to some cheap reference to an LTR epic battle squence. Listen this isn't Selron vs. Bilbo Baggins here.

A vote for our country's President is 100% a choice of right or wrong. There is no other way to look at it. You are supposed to vote for who you think is going to be the best President; the person who is going to do the most good for our country, the person who is going to make the most positive progress for our country...the RIGHT choice.

The power of the vote is ment to choose whom and what you stand for.

You think that voting for Obama is the wrong choice, yet you voted for Obama. So, since you vote for "what you stand for", I'm assuming that you stand for the wrong thing. :dunno:

I would tell you why I voted for Obama, but I realy don't feel like starting another political argument based on semantics. :thumbsup:

You won't publicize why you voted for Obama because you can't give a reason that won't make you sound like a hypocrite. You said one thing, did another. Hmm, I guess you are an American. :rolleyes:
 
You know (I know you are smarter than that) Tubuler that all those things in which you want to get your liberal democrats out of and clean, well they voted for buddy, right along Bush.

No they didn't! Shut Up!:tongue:

That's my intelligent response of the day to don equis.:hatsoff:
 

Spleen

Banned?
Dance puppets, DANCE! Mwahahhahaha.


If Bamamo does win, you know it's all coz of meeeee :D
 
I cast my vote this morning right around the time the local poll opened.
President=Obama.

I said no to every judge asking to be re-elected...I don't know if any of them are good.
I then put Ron Paul for write in for local city clerk. Why not?

Good size line this morning but I only waited 35 minutes.
 

kencacti

Banned
McCain is my guy... we don't want to become an impoverished communist state full of lazy folks like in europe. We need good moral leadership + family values to restore the US. Obama seems like an ok guy but you can't trust them tax and spend liberals with 2 (soon to be all 3) centers of power. And Sarah Palin is a MILF!!

Hell Yea she is!
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I'm not suggesting that you be denied the right to defend yourself. And I don't advocate making guns illegal. I own a few guns myself and have said so on this forum before.

I'm sorry you got jacked in your own home Mr. P. That sucks. But it still doesn't cancel out the fact that 99.9% of the people in this country will never have to live through that experience. And even if you did have a gun in your house, that does not guarantee that you would have been able to use it in self defense when you were robbed.

Obama has said on a number of occasions that he isn't going to take anyones gun away. And even if he wanted to, he wouldn't succeed. He'd never get the necessary support in congress. Not even with a democratic majority, due to the fact that not every democrat is pro gun control. Thats right! There are democrats who like their guns too. Besides, in the US, there are 12 guns for every man, woman and child. Thats like 3.6 billion guns.

Lastly, your last paragraph is completely baseless. It's total conjecture. Totally derived from your pessimistic opinion of Democrats. You hate them so much that you actually think that they would rather take guns out of the hands of law-abiding citizens than from criminals. And that is completely ridiculous. It's the equivalent of saying that Democrats are pro-criminal.

Ok cool, thank you.
No tube its not really baseless, most major gun control laws are derived by democrats.
But this is off topic so I'll bow down gracefully.
 
Personally, I was the victim of a home invasion recently.

2 hours of being tied up with a gun in my face and a knife at my throat.While 4 men ransacked my home and repeatedly threatened my life..If my GF was with me that day they probably would have raped her.
Definitely a life changing experience.
If I had a gun I could have and would have protected myself.
So who is anybody or any government to deny me that right?

HOLY Shit!!! MP, I'm really sorry to hear about this. I hope everything is well with you. Did this happen in Medallo? I'll understand if you want to keep this private. I'll pm you.

:eek:
 

semaaxeru

Banned
Funny, but this comment of yours...



...says otherwise.

If you don't agree with somebody saying that voting for Obama is the right thing to do, then you obviously think it's the wrong thing to do. Yet, you did it anyway? :dunno:



A vote for our country's President is 100% a choice of right or wrong. There is no other way to look at it. You are supposed to vote for who you think is going to be the best President; the person who is going to do the most good for our country, the person who is going to make the most positive progress for our country...the RIGHT choice.



You think that voting for Obama is the wrong choice, yet you voted for Obama. So, since you vote for "what you stand for", I'm assuming that you stand for the wrong thing. :dunno:



You won't publicize why you voted for Obama because you can't give a reason that won't make you sound like a hypocrite. You said one thing, did another. Hmm, I guess you are an American. :rolleyes:

Seriously your an idiot, no make that a jackass. I never said voting for Obama was wrong. At least LBP got that it was more about someone trying to tell me what to do.

I'm not going to further this ridiculous argument, if your ego can't let it go mine can. So on that note you sir are the master of internet arguments. I humbly bow before your masterful keystrokes and well thought out and poinyent observations. Your witt makes even the French revere you! You have an insight that would make the gods cringe in fear. You have the whole world figured out and there can be no other thoughts but your own... you sir are a god amongst men. You have no equal and there can be only one. :::: que Highlander theme music ::::

Christ on a cracker somebody shoot me before I decided to ever again argue something on the internet. Mental note: never drink white russians while reading forums...lol Now if you excuse me this stupid argument has made me want to drink more. :thumbsup:
 
No they didn't! Shut Up!:tongue:

That's my intelligent response of the day to don equis.:hatsoff:

No you shut up, you big bully you! :fight: (that's my politically correct response for Tube)
 
So on that note you sir are the master of Internet arguments. I humbly bow before your masterful keystrokes and well thought out and poignant observations. You have an insight that would make the gods cringe in fear. You have the whole world figured out and there can be no other thoughts but your own... you sir are a god among men. You have no equal and there can be only one. :::: que Highlander theme music ::::

LOL! After that testimonial, don't for get to [positive] rep your buddy Chef. :1orglaugh

:rofl:
 
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