Hello, I have question about toilet?!

[Vladimir Putin]

Hello my comrades, I have not talk with you because busy times...shut down gas pipe for Ukraine etc.

I want know when guy go for take poopoo, you make urine when you stand up or when you sit? Because alot times when guy poo, he also must make urine.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[anomaly]

The same muscles are involved with both bodily functions. So when you do #2, you get some #1 action also.:frenchman

 

[Spleen]

Dear Vlad,

I don't quite understand. Is it possible to poo standing up?

- Thank you, Spleen.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

But, my friend, do you stand up or sit when you make #1 is question I ask.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[maildude]

Is that how it is in Russia? Here in America we have separate toilets: one for Poop and one for urine. We never mix the two, because it's a crime, and if we mix our poop and urine, the government will take away our children and make them live in Cuba.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

I live in Brookyln, Brighton Beach right now and have no problem make this same time. I sit down, urine and then make little bit poopoo and nobody is say nothing..

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Hello, I have question about toilet(?!)

I'm suprised that you would have to ask such a thing. I would think you should be regarded as being among the premiere protagonists of intelligentsia devoted to this subject from having viewed such a profuse quantity of video recordings made from the spy-cams that had been installed in the several toilets located throughout your country. We should be asking you!

 

[Ceska]

In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!

http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Toilet_Marx_Riot2.jpg
http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/flushed-away-poster.jpg
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/roll evil toilet.jpg
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/evil_toilet.jpg

 

[Galactic]

I live in Brookyln, Brighton Beach.........

So basically Russia.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Are Vladimir and baconsalt the same person?

 

[tunsty]

...

...

 

[Galactic]

Are Vladimir and baconsalt the same person?

Huh.....wouldn't surprise me at all.

 

[DOA82]

Hello my comrades, I have not talk with you because busy times...shut down gas pipe for Ukraine etc.

I want know when guy go for take poopoo, you make urine when you stand up or when you sit? Because alot times when guy poo, he also must make urine.

- Thank you, Vladimir

Troll somewhere else please.

 

[Dawn]

Funny stuff, Ceska :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

Troll somewhere else please.

Wait ! There is a fourth ( 4 > 1) identity in the making . . . .
posts to follow . . . :turnturn::spin:
:hammer:


:sing: I've been everywhere man ! I've been everywhere . . . Sing It !

Yee Haw !

 

[Vladimir Putin]

Please answer my comrades.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[Jagger69]

When you get my age my comrade you never know if you may shit or piss or both so it is good to sit so all angles covered. Better be safe than shit in underwear. Make for big mess that слово (wife for you capitalist pigs who no understand Russian) likes not at all when you do this.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

That make me laugh comrade, I make urine in my pants little bit.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[titsrock]

Hi Dave Rhino! Welcome back!

 

[kevdog37]

I just go in my pants. Fuck it. :rofl: