Hello, I have question about toilet?!

[Vladimir Putin]

Hello my comrades, I have not talk with you because busy times...shut down gas pipe for Ukraine etc.

I want know when guy go for take poopoo, you make ***** when you stand up or when you sit? Because alot times when guy ***, he also must make *****.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[anomaly]

The same muscles are involved with both bodily functions. So when you do #2, you get some #1 action also.:frenchman

 

[Spleen]

Dear Vlad,

I don't quite understand. Is it possible to *** standing up?

- Thank you, Spleen.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

But, my friend, do you stand up or sit when you make #1 is question I ask.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[maildude]

Is that how it is in Russia? Here in America we have separate toilets: one for **** and one for *****. We never mix the two, because it's a crime, and if we mix our **** and *****, the government will take away our ******** and make them live in Cuba.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

I live in Brookyln, Brighton Beach right now and have no problem make this same time. I sit down, ***** and then make little bit poopoo and nobody is say nothing..

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Hello, I have question about toilet(?!)

I'm suprised that you would have to ask such a thing. I would think you should be regarded as being among the premiere protagonists of intelligentsia devoted to this subject from having viewed such a profuse quantity of video recordings made from the spy-cams that had been installed in the several toilets located throughout your country. We should be asking you!

 

[Ceska]

In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!

http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Toilet_Marx_Riot2.jpg
http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-*****-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/flushed-away-poster.jpg
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/roll evil toilet.jpg
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/evil_toilet.jpg

 

[Galactic]

I live in Brookyln, Brighton Beach.........

So basically Russia.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Are Vladimir and baconsalt the same person?

 

[tunsty]

...

...

 

[Galactic]

Are Vladimir and baconsalt the same person?

Huh.....wouldn't surprise me at all.

 

[DOA82]

Hello my comrades, I have not talk with you because busy times...shut down gas pipe for Ukraine etc.

I want know when guy go for take poopoo, you make ***** when you stand up or when you sit? Because alot times when guy ***, he also must make *****.

- Thank you, Vladimir

Troll somewhere else please.

 

[Dawn]

Funny stuff, Ceska :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

Troll somewhere else please.

Wait ! There is a fourth ( 4 > 1) identity in the making . . . .
posts to follow . . . :turnturn::spin:
:hammer:


:sing: I've been everywhere man ! I've been everywhere . . . Sing It !

Yee Haw !

 

[Vladimir Putin]

Please answer my comrades.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[Jagger69]

When you get my age my comrade you never know if you may **** or **** or both so it is good to sit so all angles covered. Better be safe than **** in underwear. Make for big mess that слово (wife for you capitalist pigs who no understand Russian) likes not at all when you do this.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

That make me laugh comrade, I make ***** in my pants little bit.

- Thank you, Vladimir

 

[titsrock]

Hi Dave Rhino! Welcome back!

 

[kevdog37]

I just go in my pants. Fuck it. :rofl: