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[HeartBroker]

Bad head placement

Fat broad in string bikini or swimming with jellyfish?

 

[jod0565]

Swimming with jellyfish.

Mumbling people or people the say "uh" or "ah" or "um" when they speak?

 

[HeartBroker]

Kind of the same thing right?

lol


Living on the streets or Having a nice cardboard box under the highway?

 

[jod0565]

Living on the streets.

Cramps or vomiting?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Both! They pretty much go hand in hand yes?

Diarrhea of the ass or diarrhea of the mouth?

-cs™

 

[jod0565]

I could do without either one!

Crappy food during the holidays or getting a cold during the holidays?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Getting a cold during the holidays.

Drunk Santa, asshole Santa or pedophile Santa?

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

pedophile Santa

Crack head or Devo fan?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Crack head

Toe jam or grandma's homemade jam?

-cs™

 

[panther]

Toe jam.

Being cut off by another car while driving or being cut off as a pedestrian?

 

[jod0565]

Cut off by a walker.

Finding out Santa was not real last year or finding out his elves aren't hotties?

 

[D-rock]

Finding out his elves aren't hotties.

Santa getting you a lump of coal or Santa accidentally switching all your gifts with somebody that is a gay transvestite that likes sexual toys?

 

[jod0565]

Santa accidentally switching all your gifts with somebody that is a gay transvestite that likes sexual toys - Brokeback Santa?

All youtube links being banned from Freeones or All youtube links being banned from Freeones?

 

[drdeath67]

All youtube links being banned from Freeones :eek:

Having your chestnut roasted on an open fire or Jack Frost violating your nether regions?

 

[jod0565]

Jack Frost violating your nether regions.

The Nutcracker performed on your crotch or The Dick In A Box song never ending in your head?

 

[drdeath67]

The Dick In A Box song never ending in your head (had the same problem a few days ago! LOL)

Rain on Christmas or a tornado?

 

[D-rock]

tornado

Not getting any presents or being lonely at this time of year?

 

[drdeath67]

being lonely at this time of year

Waking up with a cold or changing a flat tire in the rain?

 

[D-rock]

Changing a flat tire in the rain.

Getting hit in the ear with a snowball or getting splashed by a car that runs over a puddle?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Ear in snowball, damn that hurts!

Getting nothing for Christmas or getting something cool and it turns to crap a day later?

-cs™