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[jod0565]

Bumps in a thread or Bumps on your butt?

 

[coolbeers]

Bumps on your butt


ear hair or nose hair?

 

[panther]

nose hair

fixing something that's not broken or fixing somethings that continues to get broken?

 

[jod0565]

Fixing somethings that continues to get broken.

Busted light bulb or getting busted with your pants down?

 

[D-rock]

Busted with pants down.

Wet cat smell or wet dog smell?

 

[Smittmaestro]

I love my dogs, but by God when they're wet they are rank!

Treating pets like humans or treating humans like pets.

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[jod0565]

Treating pets like humans.

Porta Johns or Long Johns?

 

[panther]

porta johns.

false teeth or false advertising?

 

[jod0565]

False teeth.

Finding Nemo or Finding out your girl is big B word!?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Finding out your girl is big B word.

Cheese flavored dog food or dog food flavored cheese?

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[jod0565]

Dog food flavored cheese.

Crappy porn movie or Crappy popcorn at a real movie?

 

[jod0565]

Bumping this thread because I can or Bumping into an ex with her new guy?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Crappy popcorn at a real movie.
What, porns aren't real movies? Ron Jeremy should get The Irving Thalburg Lifetime Acheivement Award!
Bumping into ex with new guy.

Moon Hoaxers or 9/11 Truthers?

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[jod0565]

Moon Hoaxers.

Sitting in a wet seat or having snow on your car and you live in the desert?

 

[Smittmaestro]

9/11 Truthers by a wider Hate More... margin over Moon Hoaxers!

Wet seat!

Your puppydog eating the sandwich you just made for yourself or it shitting in your good shoes!

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[assman666]

shitting in my shoes!

smacking your knee on a coffee table, or bonking you head on an open cabinet door.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Knee on table.

Coffee going cold or soda going flat?

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[panther]

Coffee going cold

Running late or running early?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Running late by far!

Power going out during Super Bowl XLI or power going out during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?

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[jod0565]

Power going out during Super Bowl XLI.

Losing your hair or finding out she's cheating on you?