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[jod0565]

Stanky pussy.

Crushed nuts or Crushed ice?

 

[HeartBroker]

Crushed nuts

Stale bread or Weevils in your cereal?

 

[Melroy]

stale bread

Dining out, sitting next to a smoker or a loud cell phone talker?

 

[HeartBroker]

loud cell phone talker

People who walk their dog to your yard to dump or a dorty computer screen?

 

[merc87]

Dog shitting in yard!!

Broken heart or broken back??

 

[jod0565]

Broken back.

Jacked up mouse or jacked up keyboard?

 

[Beliel]

Jacked-up mouse

No sound or Fucked Up Screen ?

 

[D-rock]

screen

Another sequel to an overused series of crappy movies or watching a show they should have cancelled years ago?

 

[jod0565]

Shows that should've been cancelled.

Bad lighting in any movie or bad lighting in a porn flick?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bad lighting in a porn film. Lighting is very important in a porno!

Buying something you've been wanting to get all year then when you check out you find out your credit card is maxed out?

Or wanting to break up and then your significant other says they want to get married?

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

credit card is maxed out

Max Headroom or The King from burger king?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Neither though the BK King is a bit more creepy!

Finding out you have 6 months to live and on the same day you get in a car accident and it puts you into a non-waking coma?

Or

About to ask the love of your life for their hand in marriage then they come to you wanting to break up?

 

[jod0565]

Coma and dying.

Spyware or SPAM or The View?

 

[drdeath67]

The View

Getting a gift in the mail but it's broken due to the postal service or getting a bill in the mail that was already paid?

 

[jod0565]

Broken gft.

Wrapping gifts or Rapping idiots?

 

[drdeath67]

Rapping idiots

Soggy bread or soggy toilet paper?

 

[panther]

soggy bread.

Having your identity stolen or getting laid off?

 

[jod0565]

Getting laid off.

Mashed beets or mashed foot?

 

[HeartBroker]

mashed beets
(bleech!)

Broken record or somone who repeats the same shit over and over and over?

 

[jod0565]

Repeaters.

Lumpy gravy or Lumpy ass?