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[panther]

complainers

cold gravy or hard bisquits?

 

[HeartBroker]

cold gravy!


raw eggs or undercooked pork?

 

[jod0565]

Undercooked pig.

Faulty TV or Faulty computer?

 

[panther]

faulty computer

hole in your shoe sole or an ink stain on your shirt?

 

[jod0565]

Hole in the shoe.

Guys who shake your hand like a dead fish or a dead fish?

 

[D-rock]

Guys who shake my hand like a dead fish. At least you can eat a real dead fish.

Reruns on television or seeing a show on TV that you thought should have been canceled a long time ago?

 

[jod0565]

TV show that should have been cancelled - I have heard of a few...

Broken IPod or Black Eye?

 

[D-rock]

Broken IPod. I have never had one.

Your city getting attacked by Godzilla or getting attacked by King Kong.

 

[jod0565]

Gozilla - more firepower. lol

Cold sore or Hot grease spilling on your leg?

 

[panther]

cold sore

biting your tongue or cramps in your calf?

 

[jod0565]

Cramp.

Limp dick or Neck ache?

 

[Torre82]

Limp dick. Not only does it postpone nutting, but it subtly speaks about both your current manhood level and mental state. Minus 50 cool points for dick! Good Q, tho.

Seeing Lindsay Lohan's cunt 3 times in as many months, or hating the fact that the angle and image quality is crap on most celeb slips/oopsies?

 

[jod0565]

Image quality crap!

Celebrity assholes or people who make celebrities out to be great?

 

[panther]

Celebrity assholes!

A gambler who cheats you or a lover who cheats on you?

 

[HeartBroker]

lover who cheats on you


dropped phone calls or burnt dinner?

 

[D-rock]

burnt dinner

Getting distracted and forgetting something you were thinking about 15 seconds ago or falling asleep in an inappropriate place?

 

[HeartBroker]

Getting distracted and forgetting something you were thinking about 15 seconds ago
(I can barely sleep at all, I would welcome that!)

Starting to say something and forgetting what you are saying right in the middle of your sentence or walking into a room and forgetting why you went there in the first place?

 

[D-rock]

Forgetting what I was about to say.

Being a loser or being a failure?

 

[HeartBroker]

being a failure

Getting fucked in prison or getting fucked in business?

 

[jod0565]

Uh, both would be bad. hehe

Getting sleepy after grubbing turkey or no whipped cream for your pumpkin pie?