Great Quotes

[Stephen1956]

"Nothing brings out the lower traits of human nature like office seeking. Men of good character and impulses are betrayed by it into all sorts of meanness." - President William McKinley

 

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[Jason z]

"Nothing brings out the lower traits of human nature like office seeking. Men of good character and impulses are betrayed by it into all sorts of meanness." - President William McKinley

He was assassinated in 1901 and is on the 500$ dollar bill.

 

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You can say "Have a nice day!" with no problems. But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" and not sound vaguely threatening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Killing man like making love to woman... without intimacy is no good."
- Mikhail Grozny

 

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There is an "I" in TEAM. It's hidden in the "A" hole.

 

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

Spoiler

The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

 

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Interesting how the meaning changes depending on which single word is emphasized.

I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him
I never said we should kill him

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

“Crowd was so dead you could hear a mouse pissing on a ball of cotton.”
- Jim Cornette