Great Quotes

[Stephen1956]

"Nothing brings out the lower traits of human nature like office seeking. Men of good character and impulses are betrayed by it into all sorts of meanness." - President William McKinley

 

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[Jason z]

"Nothing brings out the lower traits of human nature like office seeking. Men of good character and impulses are betrayed by it into all sorts of meanness." - President William McKinley

He was assassinated in 1901 and is on the 500$ dollar bill.

 

[tvstrip]

You can say "Have a nice day!" with no problems. But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" and not sound vaguely threatening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"******* man like making love to woman... without intimacy is no good."
- Mikhail Grozny

 

[tvstrip]

There is an "I" in TEAM. It's hidden in the "A" hole.

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[tvstrip]

What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

Spoiler

The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

 

[tvstrip]

Interesting how the meaning changes depending on which single word is emphasized.

I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him
I never said we should **** him

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

“Crowd was so dead you could hear a mouse ******* on a ball of cotton.”
- Jim Cornette

 

[tvstrip]

"***, what are condoms used for?"
"Usually to avoid answering question like this one"

We should start a jokes thread.

 

[Jason z]

Albert Einstein (1879– 1955): “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”

There used to be a poster on here that had a great Hugo Chavez quote on their sig. And I think it was in regards to assholes and black holes? I can't fully remember it though?!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Death is the thing that makes me feel the most alive and hatred is the glue that holds us together."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"***, what are condoms used for?"
"Usually to avoid answering question like this one"

We should start a jokes thread.

Old joke...

Little Johnny is attending the first day of his school’s sex education class.
The teacher draws a penis on the blackboard and asks: “Who can tell me what this is?”
Of course, Johnny raises his hand and says: “It’s a penis; my ***** has two of them”
Incredulously, the teacher asks, “Two of them?”
“Yeah,” replies Johnny, “a little one he pees with, and a big one he brushes my babysitter’s teeth with.”

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[Jason z]

Old joke...

Little Johnny is attending the first day of his school’s sex education class.
The teacher draws a penis on the blackboard and asks: “Who can tell me what this is?”
Of course, Johnny raises his hand and says: “It’s a penis; my ***** has two of them”
Incredulously, the teacher asks, “Two of them?”
“Yeah,” replies Johnny, “a little one he pees with, and a big one he brushes my babysitter’s teeth with.”

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Ahhah that's a good one! I wonder if the baby sitter was Bree Olson watching Kylee Kardashian.

Could you imagine having two penises though?? You could fuck a girl and jerk off with the other penis at the same time!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ahhah that's a good one! I wonder if the baby sitter was Bree Olson watching Kylee Kardashian.

Could you imagine having two penises though?? You could fuck a girl and jerk off with the other penis at the same time!

How about one to fuck the babysitter with then the wife gets a pacifier after she catches you fucking the babysitter?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hello Jesus, I am Lucifer. Your ****** sent me here to keep an eye on you. I was His favorite and the *** He always wanted but instead He got You.

 

[tvstrip]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I M LIVID

 

[tvstrip]

This one is for @Supafly
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[tvstrip]

The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.