Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...I decided to rollerblade uphill only.

Fingerplay is as....

 

[D-rock]

...twiddling your thumbs as legplay is to river dance.

I went up and poked the ******** lion with a stick to see...

 

[holdol]

if I would live to type this.

Oh my, I think my.....

 

[poggy]

...brain has just gone out to lunch.

When I got home from work...

 

[Montrealman]

...The furniture was stapled to the ceiling.

Remembering that I had done that, I ....

 

[jod0565]

... to staple my ass cheeks together. Ouch!

The stapler was and air powered one and when...

 

[drdeath67]

...********* in whipped cream is quite tastey!

Snakes, spiders, and worms are....

 

[jod0565]

...what I just saw in my toilet after you know.

A fried clam is tastier than...

 

[drdeath67]

...boiled rodent!

the numbers 0-5-6-5 can mean only one thing...

 

[pussyman69]

I threw my lotto numbers in the bin.


Only now can i decide............

 

[jod0565]

...to smile like a pussyman.

Cats are people too, so people are...

 

[drdeath67]

...pussies?:dunno:

Aways remember and never forget...

 

[Montrealman]

...to call everyone you work with "Scooby".


If I don't just .....

 

[drdeath67]

...they call me Shaggy!

the surface tension of a body of water is equal to...

 

[jod0565]

...a body of Mariah.

That's just your imagination, I'm not...

 

[Montrealman]

...making you edit Montrealman" said Jod0565.

Hey they call me Moose eh ?....

 

[drdeath67]

...when obviously I am an elk!

Driving safely will only lead to...

 

[Montrealman]

...spontaneous combustion if you try harder.

Where have all...

 

[drdeath67]

the good horror director gotten off to?

The movies today are not...

 

[pussyman69]

...good enough to crack a fat over!

when i get skid marks i ...