Finish the Sentence

drdeath67 · Apr 26, 2006

...nuke a small third world country to take my mind off of them!

Painting the inside of your eyelids is a sure sign that...

TallCowboy · Apr 26, 2006

...I was to damn bored

....When I got up this morning...

Montrealman · Apr 26, 2006

I had a feeling so good I had to do something about it.

So, I....

jod0565 · Apr 26, 2006

...woke up.

Tonight, I'm gonna party like it's...

drdeath67 · Apr 26, 2006

1799!

Tomorrow is another...

jod0565 · Apr 26, 2006

...way to say manana.

Yesterday and twenty dollars ago...

drdeath67 · Apr 26, 2006

...I had twenty dollars!

Why is it that when you are in a life or death situation you...

jod0565 · Apr 26, 2006

...choose life.

Crappy chicken feels like...

drdeath67 · Apr 26, 2006

chicken...uh...that's crappy!

While bitting off the head of a shark, I realized...

jod0565 · Apr 26, 2006

...I like to get head rather than to eat it.

Rabbit breath smells like...

TallCowboy · Apr 26, 2006

... my pillow

Late for a date I was...

jod0565 · Apr 26, 2006

...flushing the toilet and my tie got caught in the swirl.

Canned corn leads to...

TallCowboy · Apr 26, 2006

...alot of Gas

maybe one day I will learn to...

D-rock · Apr 26, 2006

...potty train myself.

You never hold in a sneeze because...

Joanne1700668391 · Apr 26, 2006

...your head might blow up.

I need to throw the windows open and...

mythex · Apr 26, 2006

....I throw myself out from that window.

When I concious,I found that I was lying on somebody lap.......then.....

pussyman69 · Apr 26, 2006

I chucked up on their shoes

I rubbed my eyes and...

Montrealman · Apr 26, 2006

...took out the goo.

Mr.Magoo once said "....

Jacksson_77 · Apr 26, 2006

"Shut up!".

When I asked "why",...

Montrealman · Apr 26, 2006

...he said " Oh sorry I thought you were 76, whew."

I looked at him as if....