Finish the Sentence

[D-rock]

...pictures of naked ladies held together with a mortar made out of a "mystery substance".

All work and no play make...

 

[jod0565]

...jacking off nearly impossible.

To jerk the gherkin properly, one must use...

 

[drdeath67]

...someone elses hand instead of yours!!

If you peel the skin from the bottom of a newt's ball sack...

 

[jod0565]

...you have a lot patience.

A cauldron full of frog sperm will yield...

 

[drdeath67]

...mountains of vomit from all who drink from it!

Wind speed is a factor when you are...

 

[jod0565]

...farting in the wind.

Cow tipping is popular among...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...cows employed as waitresses.

Yes, Jod has finally...

 

[drdeath67]

...admitted he farts into the wind!

If you get caught bitting your toenails, be sure to...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...spit out the lumps in a ladylike manner.

DrDeath bites his...

 

[drdeath67]

...bottom lip everytime he posts something sarcastic for fear of being banned!

Joanne is probably best know for her...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...long mousey tail.

I like cheese because...

 

[drdeath67]

...it goes really well with Chocolate cake & chili pepper!

If anyone ever asks you to get there keys from their pants pocket...

 

[jod0565]

...it better be Mariah and it had better be a locket key!

May the sun shine on your ....

 

[Montrealman]

Vitamin E intolerant forehead....and foreskin.

Keep your eyes on....

 

[jod0565]

...my sig.

Does the weather affect...

 

[Montrealman]

....his sig ?

As he found out Trix are for kids....

 

[jod0565]

...Silly Wabbit!

Corn Flakes are for...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...wimps, REAL men eat Coco Puffs.

Every day, you must...

 

[Montrealman]

...try and be better than the day before.

She was doing the Neutron Dance when suddenly....

 

[holdol]

someone stole her brand new Chevrolet.

When I realized I was too drunk to drive...