Finish the Sentence

pathetic wanker · Mar 14, 2009

day of fashion lessons with Vanilla Ice.

After this...

Master_Gio · Mar 14, 2009

you should run around in your undies making sounds like a chicken.

I believe this is needed to....

HeartBroker · Mar 16, 2009

...exorcise the demons that have been...

pathetic wanker · Mar 16, 2009

terrorizing Keith Richards.

Then, ...

StormRuller · Mar 17, 2009

I heard the voice of the ....

Master_Gio · Mar 17, 2009

devil.

He told me that

StormRuller · Mar 17, 2009

I should spread all evil around the world!!

I'm the master of ....

friendsofmine · Mar 18, 2009

the pussy

she always cums when i...

Master_Gio · Mar 18, 2009

show her my Spider-Man boxers.

I also just found that she

GeseppEisonhawk · Mar 19, 2009

fed my spiderman shoes to the famished feral alley cat outside

pathetic wanker · Mar 20, 2009

Moe's Tavern in the old Springfield before they moved the town a few miles down the road because of all the garbage.

Anyways,...

Master_Gio · Mar 20, 2009

I must get to my house because....

doghair · Mar 21, 2009

no one else around here will let me take a crap in their toilet.

This stuff on the bottom of my shoe tastes kind of like.........

pathetic wanker · Mar 23, 2009

dried up deer shit mixed with orange juice and mung.

And now that I know that...

Hypergalaxy · Mar 23, 2009

pathetic wanker said:
dried up deer shit mixed with orange juice and mung.

And now that I know that...

I want to get off this planet..

So I go to..

Latterer · Mar 23, 2009

expectorate on the side walk.

When the legislature convened...

pathetic wanker · Mar 23, 2009

I realized that I had just crapped my pants, and had to go running and screaming out of the room, which really didn't help because...

Master_Gio · Mar 23, 2009

there were armored guards standing in my way.

Now I had to...

Apex · Mar 23, 2009

......get around them.

If i ever needed a.....

pathetic wanker · Mar 24, 2009

board with a nail in it, now was the time.

But instead, I...