Finish the Sentence

HeartBroker · Mar 28, 2009

...asked for a ***** and a nice...

titsrock · Mar 29, 2009

handjob from the waitress.

She looked me up and down, licked her lips, and said, "Sure thing, honey. But...

pathetic wanker · Mar 29, 2009

only if you give me one first...

It was at this point that...

HeartBroker · Mar 29, 2009

...I was overcome by an impending sense of...

pathetic wanker · Mar 31, 2009

urgency to *** my pants.

I soon realized...

HeartBroker · Mar 31, 2009

..."No problem" because I was wearing...

Master_Gio · Mar 31, 2009

my speedos.

And so, I had to...

HeartBroker · Mar 31, 2009

...model them for all of the...

titsrock · Apr 1, 2009

fellow truckers at the truck stop I stopped at.

The busty waitress brought me my steak and said, "...

YMIHERE · Apr 1, 2009

"....my breast weighs more than your steak! Would you like...."

Lust · Apr 1, 2009

...some milk? of course i said yes because i thought.....

HeartBroker · Apr 1, 2009

...I would get some cookies too.

Alas, I was...

holdol · Apr 2, 2009

alone with my milk and cookies.

Nobody around to.....

HeartBroker · Apr 2, 2009

...swap spit with

So I called my favorite...

holdol · Apr 2, 2009

spit swapper, but no answer.

Desperate, I looked for a small.....

Master_Gio · Apr 3, 2009

handgun, but all i could find was....

doghair · Apr 4, 2009

an old penis pump.

This thing was never going to work to satisfy.........

friendsofmine · Apr 5, 2009

my desires,so i whipped out my cock and stuck it in her....

pathetic wanker · Apr 5, 2009

ass, but the blow up doll popped, and my dick got stuck in there.

It was at this point...

Apex · Apr 5, 2009

...that i considered calling the...