Finish the Sentence

PrimeGuy · Jan 31, 2009

...go back home to my wife.

Man, is it hot in here...

Timbobjambo · Jan 31, 2009

and the kangaroos are stealing my car.

Living in Australia is like....

HeartBroker · Feb 2, 2009

...living in hell.

I don't mind the heat, it's just all of the...

Apex · Feb 5, 2009

.....damn kangaroos!

Don't stop until the.....

DaveL81 · Feb 5, 2009

...fat lady sings!

The thing with Australia is...

PrimeGuy · Feb 7, 2009

it's full of crocs!

And that's why I never...

Montrealman · Feb 7, 2009

...chew tobacco.

Although you never really....

PrimeGuy · Feb 15, 2009

know what's coming next.

Yesterday I got to...

ChickenChoker · Feb 15, 2009

Shave my balls in peace.

Later I stuffed ...

HeartBroker · Feb 16, 2009

...32 golf ball into my underwear and walked to the park.

There, I met a beautiful...

PrimeGuy · Feb 17, 2009

Man. He was very nice.

After that happened, I thought maybe...

HeartBroker · Feb 17, 2009

...he would give me the...

PrimeGuy · Feb 18, 2009

Happy Ending.

I met Eliza Dushku the other day at the restaurant...

HeartBroker · Feb 18, 2009

...where Danny Donkey was eating and I said...

Montrealman · Feb 19, 2009

...you should try this, it's fuckin' amazing!

From there on, it....

DaveL81 · Feb 19, 2009

...got pretty fucking ugly.

I said...

PrimeGuy · Feb 21, 2009

Hold your horses!

And then he...

Montrealman · Feb 22, 2009

....thought I said Hold Your Hoses.

After that it...

Elwood70 · Feb 22, 2009

...got even uglier,because someone...

DaveL81 · Feb 23, 2009

...took a shit in the middle of the floor and...