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[Joanne1700668391]

...I did a ten-minute trumpet solo in the middle of "Land of Hope and Glory".

Oh my, is that...

 

[Montrealman]

a trumpet solo or are you just screaming my name in sheer ecstasy?

The real test is ....

 

[TallCowboy]

if i can go without pussy for a week

Without pussy for a week I get

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...absolutely no fun whatsoever.

My boyfriend thinks...

 

[Montrealman]

I eat too much cheese.

But if I don't I'll...

 

[drdeath67]

...start having CWS!.......(Cheesy Withdrawal Syndrome!)

Playing his guitar is Montrealmans 2nd favorite thing to do! His first is...

 

[Montrealman]

...playing with the missus. :thumbsup:

Now if only I could get Charmane, Lily and Sandee to....

 

[drdeath67]

...play, I would be REALLY tired!


While running for my life because of the dogs chasing me, I...

 

[pussyman69]

felt their breath on me clakker.

Two years later we...

 

[drdeath67]

...was a kangaroo...with a SWITCHBLADE!

He demanded for me to give him my...

 

[pussyman69]

Beanie.

when i bluntly refused...

 

[holdol]

I whipped out my rib-spreader...bastard!

On rainy days like this I usually..

 

[pussyman69]

have a shag and get on playstation.

when i get to level 4 i....

 

[holdol]

have had enough, and go back to shagging

Nothing is sexier than a woman driving a...

 

[pussyman69]

convertible in the raw!

He said"michael,heres a packet of tim tams....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... but Joanne is firmly a Hob Nobs fan.

There's only one thing more fun than...

 

[D-rock]

...a barrel full of monkeys and that is shooting a barrel of monkeys out of a cannon.

Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... *splat* ... pigeon pooh!

Sex and drugs and...

 

[Rastagir]

....sausage rolls!

My boots are made for walking and.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...trampling over the broken hearts of my slaves.

Ooo, I'm feeling dominating today, so...