Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...make you post in the wrong thread.

Waking up to.....

 

[jod0565]

...the smell of farts reminds me of....me.

Cow patties are delicacy in...

 

[D-rock]

...the stomach of drunk people that mistake them for big oreos.

I woke up next to the Burger King and Ronald McDonald...

 

[jod0565]

...only to find out that they were Dr. Death and Qwerety plotting to use my butt in their next sig collaboration. I immediately...

 

[D-rock]

...turned on the television to get them distracted by...

 

[jod0565]

...tuning Jerry Springer for them.

Hiding under the covers, I...

 

[TallCowboy]

listening for more thunder


Thunder storms and Hot ladies make for

 

[jod0565]

...some hot flashes.

Worms in corn are better than...

 

[Irony]

finding out you had worms in ur Apple, after u have already taken a couple of bites.

After dinner i sat down and decided to

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...burp loudly in appreciation.

Someone has just bought me a...

 

[pussyman69]

...box of dildos and sexy lingerie!

And joanne said"....

 

[Montrealman]

..." I toght I taw a puddy cat!"

Having just regained control of...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...myself, I tentatively opened the box and discovered...

 

[Montrealman]

I was a man stuck in a mouse's body.

Getting ready for...

 

[drdeath67]

...the big show I forgot my pants because I was in such a big hurry!

Wondering how I made such a critical mistake, I...

 

[Montrealman]

...called my local fruits & veggies guy to ask him what was what.

He chuckled at the idea that....

 

[D-rock]

...a squirrel would go water skiing.

I picked up a cat and threw it at my neighbor...

 

[Montrealman]

....because he said he wanted some puss.

Once, at band camp....

 

[TallCowboy]

I fell in love with the band director's daughter


The band director wasnt

 

[pussyman69]

gonna let me have her pussy!!

This annoyed the hell out of me so...