Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...dead cat I am sorry to say!

Being only 4 feet tall...

 

[jod0565]

...juballs is actually one of his own midgets.

Midget sex is very...

 

[drdeath67]

...tiny!

Fire fighters and super models are...

 

[D-rock]

...both people who deal in things that are hot.

Mamma say...

 

[drdeath67]

..whatever she wants...that's why she is momma!

Priya has been dying to date D-rock but...

 

[jod0565]

...she can't get him off the computer, so she...

 

[Irony]

decided to go his house personally and do him all night long, even then D Rock still typed some things on freeones!

But then suddenly D Rock's wife walked in and..

 

[Montrealman]

said "OH...........................YEAH !

17 hours later....

 

[jod0565]

...the vid hit the internet.

Slowly, but surely...

 

[Rastagir]

....the entire world order came upside down, since Bush himself had a thing for Priya, so he......

 

[D-rock]

For Jods post...
...the tortoise got blown away by the hare in the race.

Doh made me edit...

It didn't matter because Bush knows better than to mess with D-rock where Priya is concerned.

I woke up that morning to...

 

[Rastagir]

....finally test the amazing rotary machine ***, Blaine used in "Predator"!

But when I went out I found out that.....

 

[jod0565]

...D-Rock was selling his smash internet vid on dvd on the corner, by a liqour store - so I bought one.

When I got home and played it, all that was on the video was...

 

[Montrealman]

..."The Final Countdown" video.

"Back then that singer was offered $10 000 for a shampoo commercial but was rejected once the shampoo company found out he was a guy", said...

 

[pussyman69]

wishy-washy,the managing director!!!

Thinking this was a bit of a rort i then....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... tried to look up "rort" in a dictionary and failed.

If there's one thing I ****...

 

[Barry1980]

...it's wacking off and getting caught by my mum.

If there's one yhing I love....

 

[Montrealman]

...it's those crazy videos " Bears With Guns".

I was about to shoot a fruit loop but...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...its pleas for mercy changed my mind.

If I went to Montreal...

 

[Montrealman]

...You would have a friend to visit!

If I had cheese....