Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...pizza.

Man, I feel like...

 

[D-rock]

...chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.

I was reflecting on my life when...

 

[icerfan]

... the mirror shattered into a thousand pieces.

No matter what you do ...

 

[jod0565]

...you'll like it!

Can you point me in the direction to...

 

[Undertaker]

...The local whorehouse

So i can relax and...

 

[jod0565]

...and have some Clam Chowder.

Fish and chips are great for...

 

[D-rock]

are great when you want to gaze at the aquarium and eat Doritos.

When you stare into the abyss...

 

[jod0565]

...you actually see nothing.

The Abyss was movie that...

 

[nothingandless]

...left me afraid of large bodies of water.
much like the wicked witch of the...

 

[jod0565]

...North - you know what they say about witches titties.

Pornstars are ...

 

[poggy]

... the new orange.

I went to vote for...

 

[drdeath67]

...someone who was running for something!

Waking up in the middle of the...

 

[jod0565]

...the stadium, I noticed that...

 

[drdeath67]

....my left eyebrow was missing, so...

 

[jod0565]

...I shaved the right one off to match.

I drove a bus to the mall and picked up...

 

[D-rock]

...all the old porno mags I dumped inside their dumpster the night before.

When I went inside the Hooters restaurant I didn’t expect...

 

[jod0565]

...to see FoxyCougar peddling drinks and burgers.

Outside of Hooters, I discovered...

 

[Wspiral]

....a dead hooter, named........

 

[jod0565]

...Owliver.

Farting under the sheets causes...

 

[analfan]

...Brown stains in your pj's

Last night I sat home...