Finish the Sentence

[mythex]

....pornograpy.

my hands if filled up with....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...parts of mythex best left to the imagination.

Don't you ever feel the urge to...

 

[Irony]

Thank freeones for been such a awesome site

My grandma used to always say........

 

[poggy]

....make sure you log into FreeOnes daily.

During the war....

 

[drdeath67]

...someone needs to drop a "smart bomb" to **** everyone up so that they can see war is just fucking stupid! (pardon my Texan)

Maybe if Poggy ran things, the world would see...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...more of Poggy.

If smart bombs are so smart...

 

[Montrealman]

....why is it only stupid people who use them ?

Anyhow, so I says....

 

[jod0565]

...come to the back and we can...

 

[Irony]

explore the features on your lovely body

The effects of having too much sex are.....

 

[Montrealman]

.....ALWAYS positive !

Now if 6 was a 9.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...and then mutual oral sex would be a popular ice cream*.

Canadians do it...



*Only Brits will get this joke**.
**The "99" is an ice cream cone with a chocolate flake.

 

[poggy]

....without a safety net!

Lucy has a little problem, she needs...

 

[drdeath67]

...Dr Death to give her a thorough exam!

If you throw a sloth over your left shoulder....

 

[poggy]

...it will hit someone!

Working the bar for tips, she....

 

[Montrealman]

...said Joanne was the big tipper !

All hell's breaking loose...

 

[Undertaker]

...you find yourself in a big pile of ****

only way is to go deeper...

 

[D-rock]

by going off the deep end.

I had been wondering what that burning sensation was...

 

[pussyman69]

...i should have gone to the quack yesterday. When my balls are cold i ...

 

[D-rock]

...like sticking the bottle of **** between my legs to keep it cool.

The most I ever threw up in my entire life was...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...right in front of the vicar.

Right now I need a **** and...