Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...better start walking now or you'll never get there by nightfall!

Oh and on your way could you stop and pick up some....

 

[jod0565]

...eye of Newt for the stew?

My new cauldron sprung a leak so I...

 

[drdeath67]

...I bought some JB Weld and fixed it right up!

I bit off my own index finger when I....

 

[jod0565]

...bit my index finger.

Under the circumstances...

 

[HeartBroker]

...I felt pretty lucky only to have bitten it.


I ordered a beer and a shot, you...

 

[jod0565]

...ordered a pizza.

Eating ice cream with a fork was...

 

[drdeath67]

...a bad idea since it was so hot it melted before I could eat a bite!

Frogs....

 

[jod0565]

...are cool when they are all yellow and...

 

[drdeath67]

...AREN'T covering the board!!!!

Donuts, without the hole, are....

 

[jod0565]

...just bread.

Cops eat donuts to be able to...

 

[Montrealman]

...practice eating holes (In no way am I insulting cops, I'm lovingly insulting the donuts ok?)

I was lovin' in an elevator when I saw Frasier feeling dangerous by running with scissors on E-Bay when all of a sudden...

 

[member006]

..LadyLove said "to late to read this long stuff."

In the morning I will wonder what.....

 

[nothingandless]

...the hell i am ging to do about the car i drove through the picture window.

after i find my keys...

 

[Montrealman]

...I will find LadyLove and read her short stories. No long stuff.

 

[member006]

Forgot to leave a lead line.

When the day is done a part of me will have.....

 

[drdeath67]

...the rest of me as it's slave!

What does all this mean? Well it means...

 

[member006]

apples are apples and oranges are oranges.

Sometimes days seem so long I.....

 

[drdeath67]

...just wish I could sleep them away...or sleep PERIOD!

Insomnia really.....

 

[HeartBroker]

makes you an insomniac.


Sleep doesn't fix...

 

[member006]

people type so fast or me so slow?


I slept all night once in 1998 I remember because....