Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...that earlier I meant to say Oklahoma is where they hide the rice pudding.

Too much puddin' will make you lose more than ...

 

[drdeath67]

...you bargin for!

Hey man why don't you....

 

[jod0565]

...give me all your money because I need to...

 

[drdeath67]

...buy lunch for the ladies!

Cool I just found out I....

 

[Montrealman]

...'m being sued by ImageSuck.com.

It seems they suck more than....

 

[member006]

not sleeping nights.

Whenever they .....

 

[drdeath67]

...fall out, people stare!

Sailing along the river Styx...

 

[D-rock]

...gets expensive when you always have to pay that guy to ferry you down it.

When you’re in Texas look behind you, because...

 

[drdeath67]

...you're driving backwards silly!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

 

[jod0565]

... I just saved a bunch of money on my...

 

[drdeath67]

...gecko by switching to...um...wait a minute...

...oh never mind I forgot...

 

[jod0565]

...to reload.

Buying a new salamander for the missus was like...

 

[drdeath67]

...rollerblading in the snow...or something like that!

Tomorrow will be the first time....

 

[jod0565]

...the sun shines on tomorrow.

Fighting my way out of my paper bag, I realized...

 

[drdeath67]

...it just cannot be done!

I broke my leg by....

 

[jod0565]

...yanking my crank.

The time it took to write this...

 

[drdeath67]

...I became a grandfather and I didn't have any kids before I started!

Time flies when...

 

[jod0565]

...you fly.

Nutcrackers have always scared me. I just don't like the look of that damn claw! Can a nutcracker crack...

 

[drdeath67]

...the DaVinci Code?

Plop, plop, plop, went the.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...any nut? Worth a try!

Speaking of things worth trying, recently I...