Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...I tried building the perfect people trap to get back at those pesky humans!

Drinking a pint everyday will...

 

[jod0565]

...make me jump over the paper moon.

Looks like it's time for...

 

[Montrealman]

....Cawffee Tawk.

Once in a ....

 

[georges]

while, going to the range and slapping the greed out of targets with the 44 helps to erase bad thoughts.

Before writing something, .......

 

[HeartBroker]

one should be very very drunk.

My favorite hobby is...

 

[drdeath67]

..creating earwax sculptures!

I tried to sell them on E-bay but...

 

[HeartBroker]

the demand was too great and where can you get that much damn earwax?!

I went over to a friends only to find...

 

[drdeath67]

...he had been replace by a mutant carrot named Juan, but it's OK because he's much cooler than my friend was anyway! He told me...

 

[HeartBroker]

I Juan some pussy !!

You can always tell when...

 

[member006]

I see something hot on TV my hand goes to my

Mad Dog and Glory hot scene is.....

 

[drdeath67]

..um...hot!

Zipping down the highway at breakneck speed I...

 

[jod0565]

..slowed down to sniff the roses.

Playing with fire, I suddenly...

 

[drdeath67]

....realized fire bad...fire bad for Doc!

I saw the biggest....

 

[jod0565]

...baddest, most ugliest...

 

[drdeath67]

...lil' bunny I have ever seen before!

It scared me so bad I...

 

[member006]

ran for cover.

I have actually given up on.....

 

[jod0565]

...trying to find the pefect woman because..

 

[drdeath67]

...I already have found her!

In the deep south you will find...

 

[pussyman69]

...me and my stupid mates in the pub!!

Living in the asshole end of the world has its....

 

[holdol]

ins and outs.

If you want to get to heaven....