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tripped on the dog, which made her yelp, which awoke my wife, which landed me in a shit-load of trouble

If I had a hammer, I'd
 

jod0565

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...I'd be gunning down some nails!

Ugly feet should not be allowed to be seen. How can I make sure this happens? When I write my congressman about it, he writes back telling me to...
 

jod0565

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...I ran into the woods naked, with only my knife with the compass on it.
I began to feel hungry, so I...
 
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