Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

I'd rather be at home with someone than alone
in a closet at the mansion!


Generally I would say I'm very...

 

[Montrealman]

...heartbreaking but that's only the girls I broke up with who say that.

Heart breaking is a hard thing to do when ...

 

[HeartBroker]

you have no heart with which to start !!!

Philosophy got me...

 

[jod0565]

...thinking about philos.

Kicking a donkey is called...

 

[HeartBroker]

kicking a donkey or
(kicking ass!!)


The members of the Ukrainian Girls Soccer team said I could...

 

[jod0565]

...practice kicking my own balls.

Very early in the morning, I...

 

[HeartBroker]

did just that, I do not recommend it !!


I was told by my girlfriend that I had...

 

[jod0565]

...to eat at the Y before I could kill the beaver.

You know it's hot when...

 

[HeartBroker]

the sweat sweats.

I could tell she had never...

 

[D-rock]

learned how to spin on her head.

From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo, like a big fat drunk disgruntled...

 

[jod0565]

...OG from Beverly Hills.

The power to persuade is a gift only acquired by...

 

[HeartBroker]

very few.

When I stepped off the helicopter I ...

 

[jod0565]

...got blown away!

I put a cow in the freezer and...

 

[HeartBroker]

ate it later.

I love the smell of...

 

[jod0565]

...burning diesel.

When I rasie my arms, everyone...

 

[D-rock]

...searches for gold.

I'm doing the best I ever...

 

[HeartBroker]

could.

Then I wonder if I should...

 

[D-rock]

wonder if I could.

Baby, let me show you how to do...

 

[jod0565]

...the hokey pokey with a...

 

[HeartBroker]

one legged prostitute !!

The feds were watching so I couldn't...