Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

looking for the Publishers Clearing House people.


If I could I would...

 

[D-rock]

walk to Miami with my hands.

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, way back up on the woods among the evergreens, there stood an old cabin made of earth and wood where...

 

[4G63]

Where there lived a country boy Named Jonny B. Goode

Who never ever ever learned to read or write so well, but could play a guitar, like ringin' a bell.

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...but his feet did smell, so the townsfolk said: "Go, go Jonny go, go!"

There's nothing better in the morning than...

 

[jod0565]

...waking up.

Typing fast will get you...

 

[HeartBroker]

a wonderful job as a receptionist !!


Typing slow wil cause you to...

 

[member006]

have to edit.. Duh!

Apples are the center of .....

 

[HeartBroker]

my eye!

If I ever wanted to find out just how...

 

[jod0565]

...low you can go, I would fall into a ...

 

[drdeath67]

...a sinkhole in Florida!

Whipping it out may not be a good Idea if you are....

 

[jod0565]

..like me.

Finding Nemo in your toilet is like...

 

[drdeath67]

.......wiping your ass with a corncob!

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT...

 

[HeartBroker]

on the back of my hand?

The last time I ...

 

[drdeath67]

....saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

I was chewing on a.....

 

[pussypoppa]

...big nipples, when it squirted some milk

Meet me at the.......

 

[jod0565]

...candy store.

I want to...

 

[drdeath67]

...tickle a tiger while it's hungry!

On my way to the bank I...

 

[jod0565]

...ran over a yellow frog.

Music to my ears is hearing...

 

[HeartBroker]

it's cries of agony.

Noone cares if you...

 

[drdeath67]

...can levitate pears!

Oh no what happen to my...