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"Are either of you homosexuals?" "No, but we are willing to learn." - Stripes
From Dumb & Dumber:
"I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred."
"Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon."
"I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred."
"Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon."
"Fuck you Captain Yardley, fuck you very much.".
From UHF:
"I don't know about this, George. We don't know the first thing about what goes on in a television station."
"Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."
"I don't know about this, George. We don't know the first thing about what goes on in a television station."
"Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."
The entire script of Spaceballs.
emceeemcee
Banned
'Factotum' is full of great quotes. The conversation between Chinaski and his boss is gold:
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Life Finds A Way. - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex ? he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this ? a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no ? he slashes at you here or here ? or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is ? you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know ? try to show a little respect. - Dr. Alan Grant
Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery ? I call the rape of the natural world. - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas and I'm going to be there when you learn that. - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex ? he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this ? a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no ? he slashes at you here or here ? or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is ? you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know ? try to show a little respect. - Dr. Alan Grant
Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery ? I call the rape of the natural world. - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas and I'm going to be there when you learn that. - Dr. Ian Malcolm
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything - Back to the Future
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Liam Devlin: "There is an old poem I know, which freely translated from the Irish says; "I realized fear one morning, when the blare of the fox-hunters sound. When they are all chasing after the poor bloody fox, it's safer to be dressed like a hound".
Col. Max Radl: "You're quite a literary man, Devlin".
Liam Devlin: "The truth be known, Colonel, I'm a bloody literary genius".
"The Eagle Has Landed".
Col. Max Radl: "You're quite a literary man, Devlin".
Liam Devlin: "The truth be known, Colonel, I'm a bloody literary genius".
"The Eagle Has Landed".
From Hot Shots:
"Oh, by the way, I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous."
"But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night."
"Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?"
"Oh, by the way, I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous."
"But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night."
"Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?"
FreeOnes_Anders
Closed Account
-Give me one good reason I shouldnt shoot you in the face.
-I´m driving.
-I´m driving.
From Billy Madison:
"No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll."
"No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll."
Oh I know this! What's it from again? :dunno:
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