Favourite Movie Quotes
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Which you mean walk the earth - pulp fiction
are you some kind of crazy person - v for vendetta
me so horny - full metal jacket
oh im sorry did i break your concentration - pulp fiction
that's what i like about these high school girls... - dazed and confused
you're all a bunch of fucking slaves - the doors
porch monkey for life - clerks 2
you sucked 37 dicks - clerks
make me feel good - halle berry in monster's ball
are you some kind of crazy person - v for vendetta
me so horny - full metal jacket
oh im sorry did i break your concentration - pulp fiction
that's what i like about these high school girls... - dazed and confused
you're all a bunch of fucking slaves - the doors
porch monkey for life - clerks 2
you sucked 37 dicks - clerks
make me feel good - halle berry in monster's ball
This ain't no bank robbery - inside man
i'm training to be a cage fighter - napoleon dynamite
i'm training to be a cage fighter - napoleon dynamite
The Wedding Singer
Robbie: So what are you saying?
Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.
Old man in bar: [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.
Jimmie Moore: He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping the benefits.
Robbie: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Robbie: Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: [exasperated] They were *cones*!
[about women]
Old Man in Bar: They rip your heart out of your ass.
Robbie: So what are you saying?
Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.
Old man in bar: [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.
Jimmie Moore: He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping the benefits.
Robbie: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Robbie: Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: [exasperated] They were *cones*!
[about women]
Old Man in Bar: They rip your heart out of your ass.
V for Vendetta
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
Dro50 said:
i wonder how long that took to learn
Some more from Monty Python And The Holy Grail
King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1: Just you.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Get back.
Guard #1: Get back.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: What?
King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: The prince?
King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Guard #2]
Guard #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]
King of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?
Guard #1: We're coming with you.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.
King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1: Just you.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Get back.
Guard #1: Get back.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: What?
King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: The prince?
King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Guard #2]
Guard #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]
King of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?
Guard #1: We're coming with you.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
This was one of my first signature quotes - still a fave:
Johnny Mnemonic: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I want ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
And a good Woody Allen quote always makes me chucle....
Bananas (1971)
Fielding Mellish: You're busy tonight?
Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?
Johnny Mnemonic: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I want ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
And a good Woody Allen quote always makes me chucle....
Bananas (1971)
Fielding Mellish: You're busy tonight?
Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?
As Good As It Gets
Melvin Udall: [introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Melvin Udall: [introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
The Master of Disguise
Pistachio: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club.
Pistachio as Cuban guy: It looks to me like you got a lil weener and somy tiny nuts.
Star Wars Ep III
Obiewon: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Knockaround Guys
Teddy Deserve: I got shoes older than you, kid; and tougher, too.
Teddy Deserve: In the old days ya could just wack a guy and be done with it. Now everyone's feelings are involved.
Taylor: 500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
Pistachio: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club.
Pistachio as Cuban guy: It looks to me like you got a lil weener and somy tiny nuts.
Star Wars Ep III
Obiewon: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Knockaround Guys
Teddy Deserve: I got shoes older than you, kid; and tougher, too.
Teddy Deserve: In the old days ya could just wack a guy and be done with it. Now everyone's feelings are involved.
Taylor: 500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
Kung Pow
Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.
Shop Keeper: [yelling] That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?!
Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.
Master Tang: [narrating] At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!!!
Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
Master Tang: No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.
Shop Keeper: [yelling] That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?!
Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.
Master Tang: [narrating] At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!!!
Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
Master Tang: No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
Best quotes ever:
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, here the lamentation of the women."
-Conan The Barbarian
"Groovy!"
Evil Dead 2
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
Blazing Saddles
"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
Anchorman
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, here the lamentation of the women."
-Conan The Barbarian
"Groovy!"
Evil Dead 2
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
Blazing Saddles
"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
Anchorman
Miami Vice
José Yero - Who the fuck knows you?
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett - Well my mommy and daddy know me...
Det. Ricardo Tubbs [Crockett is holding a live hand grenade] - People are gonna come in here and say "nice wallpaper. What is it Jackson Pollack?" No, it's Jose Yero, he got splattered all over his walls.
Det. Gina Calabrese - I can put a 55-grain slug at 2,700 feet per second into your medulla oblongata and your brain will be so dead it won't be able tell your finger to push the button.
José Yero - Who the fuck knows you?
Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett - Well my mommy and daddy know me...
Det. Ricardo Tubbs [Crockett is holding a live hand grenade] - People are gonna come in here and say "nice wallpaper. What is it Jackson Pollack?" No, it's Jose Yero, he got splattered all over his walls.
Det. Gina Calabrese - I can put a 55-grain slug at 2,700 feet per second into your medulla oblongata and your brain will be so dead it won't be able tell your finger to push the button.
The Italian Job
Charlie Croker - You've got no imagination. You couldn't decide what to do with all that money, so you had to get what everybody else wanted.
Skinny Pete - If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
Charlie Croker - You've got no imagination. You couldn't decide what to do with all that money, so you had to get what everybody else wanted.
Skinny Pete - If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
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