Full English:
- 2 Cumberland Sausages
- 4 Rashers of drycure back bacon
- Black pudding
- Fried tomatoes
- Fried mushrooms
- Baked beans
- Two fried eggs (sunny side up) fried in the bacon and sausage grease
- Fried bread with marmite
- Four slices of wholemeal toast with butter and Bonne Maman redcurrant jelly
and about a gallon of builders' tea strong enough to stand a spoon up in.
About once a year
That's intense! And being from the States, I'm not a huge fan of black pudding. I'd keep the Sausages and Rashers, and the two eggs sunnyside up - but add some nice fried hash browns and make the toast rye with raspberry jam. (Also, I think I might choose a good cup of coffee over a cup of tea, but I'm really not sure about it).