Favorite Quotes

[DeadAndGone]

"That half-ass hustle won't get you to the top!"

some rap song

 

[tunsty]

Just saw this one on TV today.. a perfect put-down..

"It's not rocket science luv, but I look at you and I don't see a launch-pad'

I guess it was more in the delivery, than the words.

 

[rabid_2250]

"Every day I thank god I'm an atheist."

- me

nice one and very true

 

[Violator79]

"Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."

-Ronald Reagan's inaugural address on January 20, 1981


That is as true as it gets.

 

[Red Spyder]

"Get off my lawn"
Clint Eastwood

 

[Violator79]

"Whoever coined the phrase 'let the buyer beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."

- George Carlin

 

[GabberMan]

"Islam makes very large claims for itself. In its art, there is a prejudice against representing the human form at all. The prohibition on picturing the prophet – who was only another male mammal – is apparently absolute. So is the prohibition on pork or alcohol or, in some Muslim societies, music or dancing. Very well then, let a good Muslim abstain rigorously from all these. But if he claims the right to make me abstain as well, he offers the clearest possible warning and proof of an aggressive intent"

Hitchens. And you could say that about more than one religion I suppose.

 

[Violator79]

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

- George Carlin

That 2nd one is absolutely brilliant.

 

[smoknn]

dont let your aligator mouth,,,overload your humming bird ass :wave2:

 

[smoknn]

:bowdown::bowdown:

"Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."

-Ronald Reagan's inaugural address on January 20, 1981


That is as true as it gets.

 

[doclocke]

"Can't a guy get bombed and call his ex-wife at three in the morning without it meaning something?"--My Name is Bruce

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."--Voltaire

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to express it."--Voltaire

 

[doclocke]

Oops, forgot one:
"Here lies my wife, so let here lie. Now she's at rest, and so am I."--John Dryden

 

[robbied196]

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."--Voltaire

:thumbsup: Absolutely top class quote

 

[Neutron66]

“I am going to hell though. That is where all the pool tables are.”

- Lemmy

 

[maildude]

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

--Mark Twain

 

[rabid_2250]

You don't come here to think - My 10th grade physics teacher (as a rebuttal to a statement beginning with "I thought...")

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero - Tyler Durden

 

[anairhead999]

If you ain't first your last......

-the great ricky bobby :rofl:

 

[Wainkerr99]

'If I don't see you through the week I'll see you through you the window,' "Taxi" - T.V. program from '80's.

 

[HeyFellas]

Jeremy Clarkson, T.V presenter:

"When Britain declared war on Finland, not one shot was fired. No one even showed up. It was the worst war in history."

I disagree completely. It was the best war in history. :wave2:

 

[Hot Mega]

"I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail." - Maslow

Better said;

"..If all you have is a hammer, all the world's problems look like nails."