Favorite Quotes

[maildude]

"Be good or I'll come back here and kick your butt."--The last thing Col. Blake said to Radar on M*A*S*H.

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

"I want to eat his children" - Mike Tyson

 

[loveakirayui]

Your mike tyson quote reminded me of this one said to a white guy
mike tyson is a treasure trove of unforgettable quotes
"I'll fuck you in the ass until you love me"

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

fry: i'm not a one-woman guy
leela: don't worry you'll be back to zero soon enough

 

[Violator79]

"Be good or I'll come back here and kick your butt."--The last thing Col. Blake said to Radar on M*A*S*H.

"I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel... Henry Blake's plane... was shot down... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

- Cpl. Radar O'Reilly

 

[METAL HEAD]

"no is gonna slap or spank me im the pimp the daddy im the man". - dennis hoff

 

[feller469]

Well, other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Holy Christ...a thread that I made actually prevailed on FO. Wow.

 

[kristoflaw10]

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded".

That ones pretty good.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

feminism was created so unattractive women could have access to mainstream society

 

[HeyFellas]

Lulu Sexbomb[/URL][/B] thread, post: 0"]

Just discovered by Chance. By fuck she's fit!!!

^^^ Just dicovered by Chance. By fuck he's right!!! :1orglaugh :wave2:

 

[BlueBalls]

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

 

[Jason z]

"Whatever get's you through the night."- The great John Lennon

 

[Glamdring1]

"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."

Gandalf, LOTR (FOTR)

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who Wander are lost."
Bilbo, LOTR (FOTR)

 

[Blink]

"Every heart has its secret sorrows which the world knows not, and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad."
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see."
-- Henry David Thoreau

"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"
-- Henry David Thoreau

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

shamwow dude: "your gonna like my nuts"

 

[Hot Mega]

"I leave scientists mentally scarred, triple extra large wild like rock stars
who smash guitars poison bars from the gods bust holes in your mirage
and catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad,
invade your zone ruin like ancient Rome I span the universe and
return to earth to claim my throne" -Inspectah Deck "Above The Clouds"

“Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.”
-George Bernard Shaw

 

[king_joker]

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

"Never rub another man's rubarb!"

(Both from The Joker)

"You've done a great service to your country, but shut the fuck up and let me do my job!" (funniest thing to come out of Tom Cruise's mouth)

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!"

 

[Elwood70]

"As you get older, you're not afraid of doubt. Doubt isn't running the show. You take out all the self-agonizing."

"Go with your first impression. It's like multiple-choice questions. If you go back and start dwelling, you'll talk yourself out of it and make the wrong pick. That's just a theory. I've never seen any studies on it. But I believe it."

"We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody's become used to saying, "Well, how do we handle it psychologically?" In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even if the guy was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for fighting back, and you'd be left alone from then on."

-all from Clint Eastwood