Favorite Quotes

“All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.” -- Aldous Huxley
 
"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."

"Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. "

"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. "

-- JDM
 
"speed has never killed anybody....it's the suddenly coming to a stop that gets you" Jeremy Clarkson of top gear

"i'll have plenty of time to sleep when i'm dead" Sam Elliot in the movie Road House
 

kristoflaw10

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May as well post a couple from the man...

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan

and

"... there's no such thing as a one man team."
 

Blink

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"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
-- Buddha

"Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger."
-- Chinese Proverb
 
"You bet your ass she is" - Burt Reynolds in "Boogie Nights"
 
"His reputation is expanding faster than the universe, he once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels, he lives vicariously through himself...he is..the most interesting man in the world":1orglaugh

-Dos Equis commercial
 
"I quite agree with you. And the moral of that is: Be what you would seem to be, or if you'd like it put more simply: Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to otherwise." - The Duchess, from Lewis Carrol's "Through the Looking Glass" :)
 
The unaimed arrow never misses.

-Lao Tzu


The Journey of a thousand miles starts with but a single step.

-Confuscious



Hey, that's not a violin...

-Anonymous, Italian mafia. Last words.
 
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can set our minds free." Bob Marley
 
Some dude character to some chick character on "Family Guy"

"I'd like to show you all of your problems can be solved with my penis" :1orglaugh
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
-- Buddha

Dr. Buddy Rydell: (while picking a fight with a Buddhist monk) He was wondering how a man weighing 600 pounds could teach people about self-discipline.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall when everything is dying."

- George Carlin
 
A line from British T.V show Jonathan Creek:

"My daughter just got pregnant thanks to the local sperm bank. What is she going to put on the birth certificate: Father, some wanker?" :wave2:
 
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