Favorite Quotes

[anomaly]

Any good secret can be kept by three people if two of them are dead.:yinyang:

 

[Skyraider22]

"Winning is not everything it is the only thing'' Vince Lombardi
"The Bears were who we thought they were!'' Dennis Green former coach of Arizona Cardinals after loss to Chicago Bears
:glugglug::thumbsup:

 

[Elwood70]

"I was born when she kissed me, I died when she left me, I lived for a time while she loved me."
- Dix Steele (Humphrey Bogart), In A Lonely Place

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them
the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And, for a while, I believed that's
the kind of love I had."-Sam Rothstein (Robert DeNiro) Casino

 

[historylover]

It doesn't sound too bad does it? - ANTHONY HAYES, Chief Executive, Tourism Queensland, on "the best job in the world" being advertised on a tropical island; successful applicants receive a salary of $150,000 for six months and get to live rent-free in a three-bedroom villa, complete with pool


 

[Ben Dover]

"Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is alot like kissing your cousin, sure it tastes the same, but it just ain't fucking right."

 

[Namreg]

" a man should be upright, not be kept upright." - marcus aurelius

 

[Jason z]

"They can break my foot as long as they give me a national championship" ~ Percy Harvin.

 

[The Boss]

~ Luctor Et Emergo ~

 

[maildude]

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

--Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[marquis2]

When the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines and the Army had written
the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22
enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty
ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions in the
process. An enemy division is 16500+ men while a Marine division is 12500 men.

This was Marshal Foch in WW1
MY RIGHT HAS BEEN ROLLED UP MY LEFT HAS BEEN DRIVEN BACK MY CENTER HAS BEEN SMASHED I WILL ATTACK IN ALL DIRECTIONS

 

[Hourglass]

"I got into an argument this morning, with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard, 'Snap, crackle, fuck him'."
--A Place For My Stuff, George Carlin

 

[Violator79]

"A man in Texas, was arrested today for shooting and killing his wife, son, 2 daughters, his mother and father, all 4 of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, 3 neighbors and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off."

"Another first for county hospital, as a woman has checked in to have her tits reversed. When asked why she was having it done, she said that her left tit was her favorite, and she wants it on her right side where her left-handed husband can reach it easily."

- George Carlin

 

[PartPlaya]

I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt! ---Beastie Boys

 

[AndyHunter]

That's Right, I'm a bad, invincible country fried chicken demonstrating muthafucka!

Michael Jackson - Bo Selecta http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f4UvuvOwHEo
That episode also has Linsey Dawn Mckenzie in it!

 

[Violator79]

"You know what I do when I hear the word 'hearty'? I look at the label. Hmmm, 300 grams of saturated fat. Hearty, as in heart attack! It's the same as buttery and lemony and chocolaty. Real chocolaty goodness. Know what that means? NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!!"

- George Carlin

 

[om3ga]

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen." ("Where they burn books, they will ultimately also burn people.")

Christian Johann Heinrich Heine, referring to the burning of the Quran during the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[HeyFellas]

"Bye-weeks. Bronco Nagurski didn't get no bye-weeks! And now he's dead! Well, maybe they're a good thing."

-Moe Szyslak :wave2:

 

[Imagine]

Loosely translated from memory:
"Let he who fights monsters beware lest he himself becomes a monster, for when you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you."
- Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (I'm quite sure)

I find it is very easy applied, yet often disregarded warning. Especially these days.

 

[Elwood70]

"Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."-Jimmy Conway

 

[Violator79]

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." - Jack Lambert

"A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." - George Carlin