Favorite Quotes

[Elwood70]

"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth,you may as well use both feet"
-Keith Richards

"Not eating meat is a decision,eating meat is an instinct"-Denis Leary

"Winos ain't afraid of nuthin' but runnin' outta wine"-Richard Pryor

"I never has a problem with drugs,I only had a problem with cops"
-Keith Richards

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

Clint Eastwood
"You just shot an unarmed man!" Clint "he should have armed himself"

 

[maildude]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

--Unknown. Probably Henny Youngman

 

[thanksimout]

A true friend stabs you in the front.


Oscar Wilde

 

[Dawn]

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega:A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big-Mac"
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King

Pulp Fiction

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

bill and ted: guys even though your doing this we love you
evil bill and ted: fags!

 

[Dawn]

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

-Philip K. Dick

 

[Baill Inneraora]

"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.”

-Charlie Brown

 

[bonkers69]

You can only regret the things you havent done

 

[loveboobs]

"...then I went home and cracked open a bottle of vodka and maybe smoked a little smack and it felt good... So you know I guess I'm trying to figure out whether chopping off a supervillain's fingers and then making him eat them in a cheese baguette is even really heroic any more." - Don/Timebomb, No Heroics

 

[BlueBalls]

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

-Philip K. Dick

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

-Philip K. Dick, Valis

:hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

"I'm so glad I gave you my virginity."

(a few years later, after she came out of the closet)

"I bet you think that I've never had sex with a girl before. I had sex with girls before I met you."

- My ex

:violent:

 

[Facetious]

"There's a rumor going around that I'm blowing up goats, ya know ? and I don't know where that's coming from" - Ozzy Osbourne :1orglaugh

[. . .we're so free and we don't realize how free we are . . and there's too many people, for me, complaining how free we are, ya know ? and at any given time, it could all change . . . ] Ozzy O.
In this interview (Early '82)- begins at 4:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWWS6K96iIU&feature=related

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

You can only regret the things you havent done

who said that idiotic quote? i regret plenty of things i have done

 

[Jack Davenport]

"One never forgets where they bury the hatchet"

 

[jobrien]

We are having a bonfire; get off the cross we need the wood"

 

[Xombie3000]

"Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, glory...lasts forever"

 

[Nester6]

"It's all part of the experience!!!!!!"

 

[Devout Pornist]

"The right to be God. That right... is now mine!" - Albert Wesker
"You want S.T.A.R.S., I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.!" -Jill

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Jesus found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables; and said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house a house of merchandise.
- John 2: 14-16

What would they think of what has become of Christmas?