Favorite Quotes

[BlueBalls]

"When a war breaksout people say, 'Its too stupid, it cant last long'. But though a war may well be 'too stupid', that doesn't prevent its lasting. Stupidity has a knack of getting its way, as we should see if we were not always so much getting wrapped up in ourselves."

- Albert Camus, The Plague (1947)

Probably just as relevant a statement today as it was back then.

 

[L3ggy]

looks like someone spends all of his time playing video games

Not all of my time, more like 99.99%

 

[Violator79]

Not all of my time, more like 99.99%

And the other 00.01% of the time you're playing with yourself

 

[L3ggy]

No, i sleep that 00.01%

"Now I'll Show You Why They Call Me 'Fuckballs'." - Revolver Ocelot From Youtube Poop.

 

[BananaPalmer]

The four stages of an actor's career: Who's So-'n'-So? Get So-'n'-So! Get a younger So-'n'-So! Who's So-'n'-So?
Oglero :eek:

 

[L3ggy]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock! I need scissors!! 61!"

- AI Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2


L3ggy, you're not the only MGS fanatic here!

"I Need Scissors!! 61!" Good one

 

[L3ggy]

"Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?" - Colonel Roy Campbell

"I was a North American fall webworm in my former life. Ah, those were the good old days. What were you in your former life? - Colonel Roy Campbell

"I can't believe that the guy who performed all those twisted acts in the women's bathroom could have made it this far. This is the end of the world." - Colonel Roy Campbell

 

[METAL HEAD]

since everyone is so keen on talking about god on the tv and on the radio. i think that if jesus died for our sin's then we should honor him by SINNING MORE!!!

if I'd really gotten my rib's removed i would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. besides, i wouldn't have sucked other peoples dick's on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own plus who really has the time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I'm gonna call a surgeon in the morning- both by marilyn manson above from live show and this is from his book long hard road out of hell

 

[Devout Pornist]

A cool conversation between Jack Krauser and Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 4

"What do you accomplish by restoring Umbrella?" - Leon
"To bring order and balance to this insane world of ours." - Jack
"A psycho like you can't bring order or balance" - Leon

 

[Donkey Boy]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"Let me know before you come okay?"

 

[Devout Pornist]

"I don't know about Heaven, but I believe in angels" - Max Payne

 

[METAL HEAD]

I'm just pissed at the industry the industry can suck my ass-shawn from slipknot

im not a violent person by nature don't fuck with me and you'll be fine-mick slipknot

 

[METAL HEAD]

RAH(tree falling down and crashing) NICE FUCKING MODEL !!!-tim burton's beetlejuice

 

[TheAdmiral]

Mine are in my sig

 

[24788]

I just got done watching the Starcraft 2 video. OMG it's orgasm and my favorite quote right now is "hell it's about time".

 

[BlueBalls]

The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.

The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being a fact among others.

- Blood Meridian. Cormac McCarthy.

 

[Galactic]

"Did you just call me Coltrane?"

 

[METAL HEAD]

i give it the old dropout college try

ya that's like the lamb of god solgan right now. the old dropout college try just a few credit's short-randy bythel singer from lamb of god from walk with me in hell dvd.

 

[black amal]

If its worth the the taking, then take it for what its worth

 

[maildude]

"I want to see more revealing of vaginas and breasts!"--suddubhai