Fans of wrestling thread

If VKM were around, I'd be asking "how long before he's given a goofy dancing gimmick?"

Too easy. Thank you...

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Seriously though, what was it with him serious shoot wrestlers and dancing? Storm, Koslov, Suzuki, Brodus...
 
I think Raquel Rodriguez will be a star one day but now she’s being sent out there smiling looking like a retard who just got handed a balloon on their birthday.
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I was admiring their intro until I noticed this:

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Weird lighting/shadows? She doesn't have tats on her back, so it's not that.
It's like she has an electrical socket on her back or something. I cannot unsee this...
 
You did mean Braun? I'd imagine they both like it rough.

Are you starting a rumor Braun is secretly the scabbard for Drew's sword? Imagine the racket if you rented the room below. I'd like to see the manager show up then figure out how to try to pry them apart with a crowbar as he also attempts to calculate how much lube was used.

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"I'm not a real registered psychiatric patient but I did manage a Holiday Inn Express 4 months ago..."
 
Yeah. That's not right. Don't those racist Powers That Be over at WWE know that plenty of ladies of color can be miserable, mean-muggin' bitches too?
To be fair, they do have Bayzler for that.

I know we're just having fun, but I'll add that the last "slap-happy" act was Bailey. Again, all racialized.
 
Rumors... Rumors. There is a rumor that CM Punk will be fired after the stunt he pulled at the press conference. I think he should be fired. CM Punk brings trouble everywhere he goes. He's a locker room cancer that needs to be amputated, not nourished. If you can't trust an employee with a live microphone in his hand you take it away from him. Even if he makes you money for the first 3 months he's not worth the long term hassle.
 
Sorry, what did he do?
He verbally annihilated Colt Cabana at the press conference bringing his mother into it all the while pussy-boy and AEW Boss Tony Khan sat there like a bump on a log. He trashed his own company's Executive Vice Presidents saying they weren't qualified to run a Target. He then buries Adam Page and makes him look like a retard. After all of that him and Ace Steel go in the back and get into a fight with The Bucks. CM Punk was, is, and will always be a divisive POS that goes into business for himself at a moment's notice.
 
Wrestling is a carnival and a carnival has a lot in common with Organized Crime as both live by a secret code and there's certain shit you don't do to expose the business. Let's take a trip back to 1985. I'm having CM Punk sit next to Bill Watts. If CM Punk talked outta school in Bill's presence he'd wish he had a rope thrown around his neck because, if Bill Watts didn't fire him immediately while the cameras still rolled, he would have "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and "Dr Death" Steve Williams beat him until he looked like a pile of wet hamburger. Fire the fucker... make him unable to wrestle ever again... same difference.
 
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