--- Family Mis-Fortunes ---

[BlueBalls]

1. Name your own fictitious movie psycho killer; Persey Pringle
2. Something people like to fondle: Recycling Plants
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as _____: My Schizophrenic Uncle - Could bring up some bad memories but hey, fuck em'
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more!: Rat Testicles
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search. My Mother
6. Hell for me is watching _____ over and over. My Cat Humping an old ladies leg
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take: My cock
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for. My Cock :dunno:
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to. William Shatner
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name. Cancer Patients Choice ("Mmmm that goes down smooth")

 

[maildude]

It's a tie. So there.:tongue: BB has my blessing here, since it's been a long time--if ever--since he's posted some fun questions here. :yahoo:

 

[Dawn]

1. Name your own fictitious movie psycho killer. Dawn
2. Something people like to fondle. Children! Think of the Children!
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as _____. Adam
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more! Pussy
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search. Bin Laden
6. Hell for me is watching _____ over and over. Tom Cruise speaking about Scientology
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take: An erection
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for. A nun's pussy or a priest's dick
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to. Pope Benedict XVI
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name. Grim Reapers

 

[Dawn]

Dang... I was few minutes short

 

[BlueBalls]

1. A hamster once ate 2 pounds worth of ______ in one day.
2. 65% of Old Women said they would not do this again.
3. If someone won the lotto whats the first thing they would wear.
4. When flying first class most people like to _______.
5. Someone you'd like to have sex with if only you were allowed to.
6. Something you'd ask St Christopher Upon Standing at the Pearly Gates
7. Name a member of the royal family.
8. Somethng you put on butter.
9. A person who's always singing but never well.
10. A member of your group of friends you'd pay money to dry hump.


God damn those are hard to write, I hope I didnt fuck them up :dunno:

 

[tunsty]

God damn those are hard to write, I hope I didnt fuck them up :dunno:

Leave that to me...

 

[maildude]

1. A hamster once ate 2 pounds worth of newspaper in one day.
2. 65% of Old Women said they would not do this again.--Watch Lawrence Welk after smoking a fattie
3. If someone won the lotto whats the first thing they would wear.--Platinum jock strap
4. When flying first class most people like to Use their laptops after the stewardess asked them nicely not to.
5. Someone you'd like to have sex with if only you were allowed to.--Batgirl
6. Something you'd ask St Christopher Upon Standing at the Pearly Gates--Is it free to park here?
7. Name a member of the royal family.--George Brett
8. Something you put on butter.--Jelly from the same knife
9. A person who's always singing but never well.--The guy two cells over
10. A member of your group of friends you'd pay money to dry hump.--One of the clerks at the office where I work who will go unnamed. I'll pay double for a blowjob

 

[tunsty]

1. A hamster once ate 2 pounds worth of Petrol in one day.
2. 65% of Old Women said they would not do this again.- Watch porn alone
3. If someone won the lotto whats the first thing they would wear. - A Big smile and pink suspenders
4. When flying first class most people like to wank the pilot, while fingering his cockpit.
5. Someone you'd like to have sex with if only you were allowed to. - An ex-workmate.. she's sooo nice
6. Something you'd ask St Christopher Upon Standing at the Pearly Gates - Come to read your gas meter, guv..
7. Name a member of the royal family. - The royalty formerly known as Prince
8. Somethng you put on butter. - Marlon Brando's cock
9. A person who's always singing but never well. - Frank Sinatra.. well, since he died.
10. A member of your group of friends you'd pay money to dry hump.
- I have no friends (good way to save money)

 

[BlueBalls]

Sorry maildude I think Tunsty has this one :hatsoff:

 

[maildude]

Sorry maildude I think Tunsty has this one :hatsoff:

I liked his airplane one. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

1: Somewhere, usually off-limits, where you'd like to have sex -
2: Handsome actor, who you wished was a woman, just so you could fuck them -
3: Unlikely Pop/Rock act that should be inducted into the 'Rock and Roll hall of fame' -
4: Aspect of your body, that you would like to have 10% bigger -
5: Something that Neil Armstrong should have done on the moon.. but didn't -
6: Country that should be used as an open toilet -
7: Film role that you would like to act out for real -
8: Rename a famous city -
9: First country that Obama should invade, just to show 'who's the daddy' -
10: Something you hope will happen in your lifetime -

 

[maildude]

1: Somewhere, usually off-limits, where you'd like to have sex - Buckingham Palace
2: Handsome actor, who you wished was a woman, just so you could fuck them -Liam Neeson--I love my men tall and lanky
3: Unlikely Pop/Rock act that should be inducted into the 'Rock and Roll hall of fame' -That old woman who used to front that rock band and was a frequent guest on Letterman
4: Aspect of your body, that you would like to have 10% bigger -My ass. I wanna biiiig booty!
5: Something that Neil Armstrong should have done on the moon.. but didn't -Give Buzz Aldrin some hot gay space sex
6: Country that should be used as an open toilet -Bigshitikstan
7: Film role that you would like to act out for real -Billy Crudup's role in Inventing The Abbotts
8: Rename a famous city -St. LouisDePalma
9: First country that Obama should invade, just to show 'who's the daddy' -Borneo
10: Something you hope will happen in your lifetime -We elect a gorgeous MILF president who chooses me as her Secretary of Oral Sex

 

[BlueBalls]

1: Somewhere, usually off-limits, where you'd like to have sex - That chicks vagina......oints:
2: Handsome actor, who you wished was a woman, just so you could fuck them - Robert Wagner
3: Unlikely Pop/Rock act that should be inducted into the 'Rock and Roll hall of fame' - Girls Aloud
4: Aspect of your body, that you would like to have 10% bigger - My cranium
5: Something that Neil Armstrong should have done on the moon.. but didn't - Left a huge steaming turd on the surface and then watched it float away
6: Country that should be used as an open toilet - Wales
7: Film role that you would like to act out for real - Dolly Partons character in Steel Magnolias
8: Rename a famous city - London = Cheese on toast.
9: First country that Obama should invade, just to show 'who's the daddy' - Scotland
10: Something you hope will happen in your lifetime - I'll have a massive stroke and loose all the bodily functions down my right side.

 

[tunsty]

Hmmm.. both sets of answer seem equally disturbing..

But, I think blueballs is the most disturbing...:hatsoff:

 

[BlueBalls]

1. Coolio is in the room with you, what do you say?
2. A medical you think it would be "cool" to suffer from?
3. A hymn to sing in church on the day of your father in laws death?
4. A woman you would happily punch?
5. The number of rabbits a man could in within a single day?
6. Richard the Lionheart was a member of the secret society of _____?
7. When one cobbles its not the cobbeling its the what that annoys the commoners?
8. What was the last pornographic DVD George Bush bought?
9. If you could mix a bodily fluid into a soup, which one would it be?
10. Why do blind people disslike Jade Goody?

 

[maildude]

1. Coolio is in the room with you, what do you say?--I heard your real name is Melvin
2. A medical condition you think it would be "cool" to suffer from?--Myocardial Fonzitis
3. A hymn to sing in church on the day of your father in laws death?--The Old Rugged Bastard
4. A woman you would happily punch?--Ann Coulter
5. The number of rabbits a man could in within a single day?Bunnies are cute!
6. Richard the Lionheart was a member of the secret society of Islamicide?
7. When one cobbles its not the cobbling its the noisy damned elves that annoy the commoners?
8. What was the last pornographic DVD George Bush bought?--Livin' In The Condo Wit' Leeza
9. If you could mix a bodily fluid into a soup, which one would it be?--Hemoglobin. It starts with the same letter as "ham."
10. Why do blind people dislike Jade Goody?--Because she calls them "darkies" and "cane kooks" and then she makes them shine her shoes.

 

[BlueBalls]

If no one else is coming in, its yours maildude. I especially like #10 :thumbsup:

 

[maildude]

1. Whenever I'm in the shower, I enjoy soaping up my ______!
2. Something the cat dragged in.
3. A beauty pageant competition they oughta have.
4. I have a dream, too! It's licking ______ from Jennifer Connelly's _____.
5. Now that the Super Bowl is set, one advertisement I'd like to see during the game is ______.
6. Something huge you'd put proudly in your front yard.
7. Somewhere I'd like to put all of those nutty Conservatives!
8. A brand name of erectile dysfunction pill they haven't come up with yet.
9. Something the passenger before you left in the cab seat.
10. A smilie that demonstrates your feelings about mustard.

 

[BlueBalls]

1. Whenever I'm in the shower, I enjoy soaping up my Rectum!
2. Something the cat dragged in. The neighbours wife
3. A beauty pageant competition they oughta have. Miss Saudi Arabia
4. I have a dream, too! It's licking caviar from Jennifer Connelly's clitoris. (I really would )
5. Now that the Super Bowl is set, one advertisement I'd like to see during the game is Joe's Fresh Steroids.
6. Something huge you'd put proudly in your front yard. An Iranian Flag
7. Somewhere I'd like to put all of those nutty Conservatives! Down my pants
8. A brand name of erectile dysfunction pill they haven't come up with yet. Pele's No Nonsense Baby Makers
9. Something the passenger before you left in the cab seat. A half eaten mouse
10. A smilie that demonstrates your feelings about mustard. :hit:

 

[tunsty]

1. Whenever I'm in the shower, I enjoy soaping up my nipples!
2. Something the cat dragged in. - Jade Goody
3. A beauty pageant competition they oughta have. - Best looking dildo
4. I have a dream, too! It's licking marmite from Jennifer Connelly's armpit.
5. Now that the Super Bowl is set, one advertisement I'd like to see during the game is Gay Priest phone sex line.
6. Something huge you'd put proudly in your front yard. - A pink WW2 Panzer tank
7. Somewhere I'd like to put all of those nutty Conservatives! - Food blender - mmm nice smoothies with a distinctly nutty flavour
8. A brand name of erectile dysfunction pill they haven't come up with yet. - erectile'o'boost
9. Something the passenger before you left in the cab seat. - his business
10. A smilie that demonstrates your feelings about mustard. :georges: (I'm thinking French Mustard)